Mr. Literal

[voice over]Newgrounds.com Phil, look. I've had it up to here with you. Relative to what? Wha -- what? Up to here relative to what?The floor? Uhh ... Sea level? The distancefrom here to the sun? I ... uh ... look, I feel like we've gotten off on the wrong foot here. Which foot is the right foot?! D'uh, I ... Which one's the wrong foot? Is itthe left foot or the right foot? Which foot?! Your foot? My foot? Look! Look! I'm sorry, OK? Geez. This is getting out of hand. Whose hand?! My hand? Look man, I'm -- simmer down! Are you implying that I'm above98.5 degrees? Because that's normal body temperature, and I don't think that's really considered simmering level. I would consider simmering to be about,I don't know, 150 degrees, something that, y'know,simmers a little bit. All right, this is beyond my grasp here. But I'm right here, you can grab me!Grab me! Oh my god, no! Stop it! Stop it! [splat! gush!] You just ... you just tore my arm off. Oh my god ... what have I done? [crying] [vomiting] Let's give him a hand! [music]