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Delivery Man (2013)

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(David narrating) In my life, I have a tendency to make very bad decisions. (Emma) David, I don't want a boyfriend who just disappears because he's too busy. You're unreliable, you have ... brought me such beautiful flowers. Yes I did. (David narrating) Maybe that's why I've been stuck in the same job for so long. (guy) You're 3 hours late, man! You know, David, I love you like a son. (David) I am your son. (David narrating) Everyone has a purpose in life. I guess I just haven't found mine yet. David Wozniak, in 1994 you donated to a fertility clinic, anonymously. Apparently there was a mix up at the clinic. (David) What? You are the biological father of 533 children. What? (Brett) It is impossible to be the father of 533 children. It is impossible to be the father of 4 children. (David) How would a normal person handle a situation like this? A normal person would not be in this situation. (Brett) We're in trouble, David. Your kids are suing to find out who their biological father is. What do we do now? This envelope contains the profiles of your children. Do not open it! (David) I know I shouldn't have, but I picked out one of the profiles, I just picked one. (Brett) The worst idea ever. (bartender) I'm actually missing the audition of a lifetime right now. I'll take care of the coffee shop. Who are you, man? I can make a cup of coffee. Aaaaaah! I lost my job. You lost your job. I got the part. You got the part? This could be the most beautiful thing that ever happened to me. These kids need someone to look out for them. Yeah! They need a guardian angel. (guy) Hey, sexy! What are you doing? Never see a girl before? (Brett) When you're looking out for these kids, will you be wearing some kind of cape? Aaaah. I didn't say superhero, I said guardian angel. (Brett) You do not want to reveal yourself. You don't want to be known as the guy with 500 kids. (David) For the first time in my life, I'm doing the right thing. Taxi! ♪ This is gonna be the best day of my life ♪ (David) I officially set out to try and have a life. Nice! (David) It may be strange, a bit oversized. But it's my life. (Brett) You don't have the skills to be a father. Daddy. Okay, stop that. (David) I need order. (Brett) And this is order? ♪ My li - i - i - i - i - i - fe. ♪ Daddy! ♪ This is gonna be the best day of my life ♪

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Duration: 2 minutes and 31 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 810
Posted by: ccwebguy on Nov 4, 2013


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