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BP Spills Coffee

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-(man) According to the charts, this is the best plan of action. (others agreeing) Don't worry about it. It's a small spill on a very large table. -Sir, I think we're underestimating just how much coffee was spilt. -Yeah, that's a lot of coffee. -Well, we'd better hurry up, because it's almost reached my laptop. -Calm down, calm down. Boom. -It's also gonna destroy all the fish. -Oh, boy. Okay. Boom, look at that. -My God, it's encroaching on my map of Louisiana. -Hwoo. Okay, okay. Oh no, fish! -Laptop... -Map... -(woman) Okay. -Fish... (all talking at once) -Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait! I've got a brilliant idea. -Oh. -Okay. -Okay. Jones, you gotta hurry up. I think the public is getting suspicious. -All set. Damn, didn't work. (others groan) -What? Oh, my God. We are really screwed now! -Look, garbage will fall into the coffee cups, stopping further spillage. -Now there's just coffee and garbage. -Wait, I've got an idea. (snipping) Damn, I really thought that would work. -Well, maybe it doesn't work right away. Let's observe it for three hours and then reassess it. -Okay. We just wasted three hours! -Damn it! -That's everything I've got. -The gentlemen from Halliburton are here. -Send them in. -Gentlemen, we've-- oh my, God! -You guys are partly responsible for this. You provided the styrofoam cups knowing they were unstable. -Oh no, don't put this on us. You know what? Halliburton doesn't have to listen to this. We are outta here. (all groaning and exclaiming) -(screaming) -Calm down! I've got Kevin Costner on the phone. He'll know what to do for sure. -(Kevin on speakerphone) How big is the spill? -Pretty major, Mr. Costner. -(Kevin) Do you have a golf ball? -I have a ping-pong ball. -(Kevin) Good, now throw it at the spill. What happened? -(all) Nothing. -(Kevin) You guys are fucked. (all wailing) (dramatic music plays) Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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Duration: 2 minutes and 48 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Todd Bieber
Director: Peter Schultz & Brandon Bassham
Views: 29,069
Posted by: spongesebastian on Jun 21, 2010

This is what happens when BP spills coffee. (Captioned by SpongeSebastian)

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