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What's happenin', forum? Heh, you guys wanna see this kid get hurt on his skateboard? I know you do. There he goes. Oh my God, he's gonna fall so hard. Come on, he's gonna eat it so bad. There he goes. (crowd cheers) Oh, what the (bleep)? That lucky bastard. The interesting thing is if he had actually meant to do that, it would've been the coolest trick in the world. And look at his face like, "Yeah, I meant to do that (bleep), bitches!" You know, the laws of the Internet say that when you film yourself something even somewhat dangerous, you're supposed to fail so we can all laugh at you. So, you skateboarders need to fall and hurt yourself more often. Otherwise, I can't do my job. Forum, I've got no introduction for this next video, because I can't explain it. I am literally dumbfounded by footage of what appears to be two angry camels... in a tiny car. (camels bellowing) What the (bleep)? And the video gives no context to the footage. It's literally just two angry camels in a tiny car. Now, I know that "two angry camels in a tiny car" sounds like a euphemism for some weird sexual act, but no, it is what it is. Either that, or Jay-Z and Leona Lewis decided to carpool. Zing! But why? Why are there two angry camels in a tiny car? I don't know, but it looks like they might be getting ready to "cruise the strip" for some bitches. Looks like "two camels in a tiny car" might just be bizarre enough to win every single argument ever. "A Mac is better than a PC." Nope, two camels in a tiny car. "'Star Wars' is better than 'Lord of the Rings'." Two camels in a tiny car. "Nickelback is the best band ever!" Two camels in a tiny car. "Rosie O'Donnell has a penis." Two camels--you know, I'm just not gonna argue with that one. All right guys, have you ever played that game, Pick Out What's Wrong With This Picture? Well, we're gonna try to play that game with this next viral video. So, try your best to spot what's wrong in this video. Did you spot it? Did you see it? All right, let's look at it again. All right, one last time and try to watch really carefully. What's wrong in this video? -(grunts) -Did you see it that time? It was awesome. All right, I'm sorry it took so long for that joke to get to the punchline. I guess you can say the joke was dragging ass. Ha-ha, you get it? "Dragging ass," 'cause the dog was... "Dude, that wasn't funny. You really suck." What-what? Shut up, troll. No, I don't. "Yes, you do." No, I don't. "Yes, you do." No, I don't! "Yes, you do!" Two camels in a tiny (bleep)in' car! (chuckles) I finally win! But you know what else if full of win? The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named airynrayne, and she said... -I wanna know for the comment question of the day, what's the last thing, before you go to bed, you think about or fantasize about? -So, what do you fantasize about? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below. But thanks for watching today's episode of Equals Three. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me forum, does your grandma know how to work the TV? ("Doin' Your Mom" by Fatty Spins playing) Captioned by SpongeSebastian for

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Duration: 4 minutes and 4 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 237
Posted by: spongesebastian on Mar 29, 2010

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