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LAST FRIDAY NIGHT *SPOOF* KATY PERRY

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Captioned by SpongeSebastian [alarm buzzing] [parody of Last Friday Night by Katy Perry] -There's a black guy in my bed There's a ringing in my head Empty bottles on the floor A tied-up dead Asian whore I should probably take a bath Put some ointment on my rash Is there a piercing on my twat I don't remember getting that Pictures of last night Ended up online of me nude Retweet Who's that Mexican Did I get hitched again Oh, no -Sí. -Last Sunday night There, we drank until we dropped Neighbors trying to call the cops But no one can make us stop Last Sunday night Naked tennis in the park Tryin' to light a fat guy's fart Yeah, that wasn't very smart Last Sunday night Emo kids were getting crunk Trampoline when we were drunk Ended up not being fun Last Sunday night Getting Tasered by the cops Always say we're gonna stop-op-ooh-whoa But this Sunday night Do it all again But this Sunday night Do it all again This Sunday night TGIS, TGIS, TGIS, TGIS TGIS! TGIS! TGIS! TGIS! Last Sunday night Pin the penis on the whore By the fire, making s'mores Have no DJ, 'cause we're poor Last Sunday night Got my hand stuck in a drain Never been in so much pain Even Paris Hilton came Last Sunday night Pool was full of chocolate milk Perfect for a lesbo-fight Tellin' racist jokes all night Last Sunday night Yeah, I think we went too far Always say we're gonna stop-op-ooh-whoa But this Sunday night Do it all again -Yeah! [all cheering] -Oh, Aunt Hilda, you crazy bitch. So that's what Aunt Hilda does on her weekend, what do you do on yours? Leave me a comment or a video response in my crotch letting me know. So, I hope you guys liked that video. It was so much fun to make. I hope it was fun to watch. And I couldn't have done it without David Choi. He's the one who created the music. And also, thank you to my friend, Totally Sketch, who directed the video. And thank you to all my friends who showed up at my house on a Sunday and let me throw condoms and chocolate milk at you. [both yell] [yelling in slow motion] -[cracks up] -And before I go, I want to say thank you to you guys. Because without you, I wouldn't be doing this. And I haven't had this much fun in a long time. All right, I'll see you guys later. Have a good week. -Last Sunday night There, we drank until we dropped -It's Paris. Want to hook up? -Umm, is that cocaine on your face? -Cocaine? No. It's umm, ChapStick. So, do you want a Dirty Paris? -What's a Dirty Paris? -Sniff. -[sniffs] -Oh, yeah. -[groans] -I'd fuck him. -Do it all again

Video Details

Duration: 3 minutes and 53 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Shane Dawson/David Choi
Director: Totally Sketch!
Views: 565
Posted by: spongesebastian on Sep 20, 2010

From Shane Dawson. (Captioned using UniversalSubtitles.org)

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