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Russell peters-- be a man

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there are Asian people, that's good you Chinese? yeah huuuuu~~~ ******* man, huuuuuuuu (laughing) that you can do business together chinese people and indian people can not do business together coz indian people can not live without a bargain, and chinese people can not give you a bargain (laughing) their objective is to get every penny from you and ours is keep every penny there is a really bad survey there i went to this chinese mall, some of you may know, pacific mall that's a wrong place for an indian guy to go i saw this bag, and i want to buy this bag i got how much, i got this chinese guy how much thirty five dollars hum, how about thirty? and chinese people will never tell you "NO" they will tell you "no" , the longest "no" you've ever heard in your life like you've just said the most ridiculous thing they've never heard in life i give you thirty!  NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant do you thirty dollars, i sell you thirty dollars, today you come, tomorrow i close down (laughing) laughing laughing laughing ... ... i'm like, "give me a deal on the purse"man,i dont wanna pay thirty bucks ok, one second, i talk to my wife, one second ®£¥♪®™........... ok, you seem like a nice guy i give you the best price, 34.5! and i'm like, that's 50cents man 50cents, a lot of money you save 50cents here and maybe you go somewhere else, maybe you save another 50 cents then you have one dollar then you take your dollar, you go to one dollar store, and you buy something else laughing this guy's turning to my money manger or something i've got financial plan for you i was like, dude, forget it i dont want it, it's not a deal he started to tell me staff has nothing to do with anything i got, i am leaving he got, hey, be a man be a man! do the right thing! what you mean i do the right thing maybe you dont buy the purse right now, you go some you walk around the mall,you see something else you dont buy, you say, hey you say i want the purse, i say , NO you dont give 34.5, and now the price maybe gone up 40 dollars be a man just cant do business man we can work together, we just cant work with each other you know

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Duration: 3 minutes and 16 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
License: All rights reserved
Genre: None
Views: 467
Posted by: vickywen2010 on Feb 22, 2011

a talk show by a famous Canadian-Indian Comedian Russell Peters joking about Chinese and Indian people

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