George Carlin

Carlin, do you think a lot about heaven and hell? was that it? I don't think a lot now about that kind of stuff, but there's one thing and I thank you for the cue. Yeah, there's a wonderful thing that's public domain, I don't know where I heard it for the first time, so I didn't write this, it's been around but I think it's worth for people to hearing. the difference between heaven and hell. In heaven, the Italians are the lovers, the French cook the food, the Swiss run the hotels, the Germans are the mechanics, and the English are the police. In hell, the Swiss are the lovers, the English cook the food, the French run the hotels, the Italians are the mechanics and the Germans are the police!