How to fight a baby

Hey guys, A lot of you out there are scared of babies You don’t know what to do. Oh, my God!!! They are intimidating, I’m so scared, I don’t know how to handle them. They are easy piece to handle, I’m gonna show you how. OK! There are a lot of different moves you can do to kick a baby’s ass Hold them under the arms. Up like this and then SLAM… (Hun Hum… Errrr .. Ah) This is a very little known technique for fighting babies. The one… Excuse me… The one a killing seal is wind (FUUUUUUUUU……) You think you got what it takes? You think you can take your old man? (Ahhhh……) A lot of the fear of babies is assuming their punches or their scratches or their slaps hurt. They don’t actually hurt. Watch this Doesn’t hurt (Ah….) A lot of people in the kid community think that tickling is not fighting. That’s not true. (Ah…) Sleeper hold (Ah….) He just scratched my eye. Ah, he just got me right in the eye. He just scratched my actual eye ball. So yeah, dealing with babies is nothing to be afraid of just keep their nails trim and you’ll be good.