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Dinner for Schmucks (2010)

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[phone rings] Alright, how do I look? Ready? A little sweaty. A post it? Ah, he ate it! He's eating paper! (Tim, to himself) There's a better place - one floor up. Today's the day. I'm going to get the promotion. Does that mean that this is my new office? Not yet. I host a dinner, once a month. We can do Saturday. It's not really a - a- girlfriend type thing. You invite idiots to dinner and make fun of them? Okay, that is messed up. I know. So you told them you're not going? Oh yeah. No, absolutely. Why can't you just suck it up and make fun of some idiot? (Barry) Sometimes you have to do the right thing. [tires squeal, thud] Are you okay? [Barry is moaning] Yeah. I saw this little guy on the street, and I was try to save him, for my mousterpieces. Amazing. In the words of John Lennon, you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not. The only one. The only one what? That's the lyric. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I don't think so, Tim. Are you doing the dinner? I'm sorry I'll tell him dinner's off. Oh my god. Lenny, go. I feel like I'm in The Shining. Oh my god, my back, my back, my back. Is it your back? ♪[Play that Funky Music (White Boy)] (Barry) You are tight. (Tim) I got in a fight with my girlfriend, and I'd appreciate it if you just left. Well, who's gonna help you with Julie? (Barry) Be careful around this guy. He can tell what you're thinking. I've studied the human mind. I've learned to read it, and ultimately, control it. (Barry) Oh - I can't move. Oh. Barry. Just move. Just move. I can't! Yea, you can. I can't. I release you. Where are you? Dinner's about to start. There's been a complication. You invited him to the dinner to impress your boss. He's a sweet guy. He's a tornado of destruction. Are you sure you want to do this? That's what friends do. Tim, I'd like to introduce my friend Louis, and his wife Dianne. You're wife? ("wife") For now. Dinner is served. (Therman) Mind control. (Barry) I am very very powerful. [making shooting noises] Best dinner ever. Sometimes I think you think I'm an idiot. Just stay in the chair. Tim? ♪ I want to thank you ♪ [Captions by Captionwire.com]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 26 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: None
Views: 1,123
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