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Do I look fat?

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There it is Oh, that’s what you’re talking about. -Hey -Hey Do I look fat? -No… -No… Ok, I accept that. When Janice asked me, and I said “no” she took that to mean that I was calling her a cow. Ok, walk us through it, honey. Walk us through it. Ok. Janice said “hi, do I look fat today?” And I looked at her... Wow, wow, wow You looked at her? You never look. You just answer, it’s like a reflex. “Do I look fat?” “NO” “Is she prettier than I am?” “NO” -“Does size matter?” -"NO" And it works both ways. Ok, so you both just… know this stuff? You know, after about 30 or 40 fights, you kind of catch on. Ok, for instance, let’s say, Janice is coming back from a trip. And she gives you two options. Option number one, she’ll take a cap home from the airport, or option number two, you can meet her at baggage claim. What do you do? That’s easy, baggage claim. WRONG! Now you’re single. It’s actually, secret option number three. You meet her at the gate, that way she knows you love her. Ok, this is good, this is good. Alright, listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle at night, which, you know, I’m all for but, when you wanna go to sleep, you want some space. So, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidently calling her fat or something? Honey, I’m sorry. We can’t help you there, because we’re cuddly sleepers. Ok, I’m late for work. Are you guys gonna come down? Yeah, yeah. I’m right behind you. Ok, good luck, Chandler. Thank you, Rachel. -Bye, sweetie. -Bye, honey. Ok, the sleeping thing. Very tricky business, but there is something you can do. I thought you guys were “cuddly sleepers”. NO. No, not cuddly. Not me, just her. I’m like you, I need the room. Ok, come here. Ok, you're in bed. -Yeah. -I'm gonna use the cushion. -Yeah. Ok, you’re in bed, she’s over in your side, cuddling. Now, you wait for her to drift off, and then you hug her, and roll her over to her side of the bed, and then you roll away. Hug, for her. Roll, for you. -Ok. The old hug and roll. -Yeah. -Ok. One question. -Shoot. You're pretending the pillow is a girl, right?

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Duration: 3 minutes and 16 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 156
Posted by: evelyngcon on May 5, 2013

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