Pokemon in Real Life 2

-Hi there, girl, can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff? -Shut up! -I can't wait to discover new Pokemon. I just better make sure I don't walk in front of anyone while-- Damn it, I am not fighting anyone! -Oh, no, no, I wanted to give you a cool new move that you could teach to your Pokemon. It's called "fly." You just teach it to any flying Pokemon and you can ride it to any destination. -So you're telling me if I taught this to a tiny little bird Pokemon, I could fly on its back or something? -Anything's possible with Pokemon. [muttering]: You freakin' jackass. -'Kay, now I can finally start my quest... What the hell? Oh sweet, a wild Pokemon! -Mankey, extremely quick to anger. -You mean "Monkey"? -Mankey. -No, that's definitely a monkey. -Mankey. -Whatever! You're going down, Monkey! -Mankey. -Go, Pikachu! -Pikachu. -All right, Pikachu! Use quick attack! -Pika! [Mankey chattering] -All right, Monkey... -Mankey. -Shut the f--k up! All right, you're mine! Damn it! But I'll get you this time! I'm bound to catch you sometime. Whatever, I didn't want you anyway. That monkey may have tested my resolve, but I'm not gonna let that discourage me from-- Better not be another freakin' monkey! -Mankey. -Whoa! We're not gonna let this one get away. Quick, Pikachu, use AK-47 attack! -Pika? [gun cocks] Pika...chu!!! [automatic gunfire, Charizard groaning] -All right, I've got you this time, Charizard! [suspenseful music plays] Yeah! -Hey, you douchebag! I want a rematch! -Oh God, all right, Charizard, come out now! -[roars] -All right, Charizard, get us the hell out of here! Use fly! But he has wings; it's not like I'm trying to teach it to a freakin' monkey. -Mankey. [wings fluttering] -Whoo! F--k yeah! [laughs] -To see bloopers from this video and more, click the link in the description below! Quick! Use subscribe attack by clicking the yellow button! Captioned by SpongeSebastian If this music is giving you a nostalgia-boner that lasts longer than four hours, contact your physician immediately. It's bad. Happened to me once.