Vivek Shayari Final Cut

Hai mohabbat hayaat ki lazzat hayaat yaani duniya, aur lazzat yaani maza Hai mohabbat hayaat ki lazzat Warna kuch lazzat-e-hayaat nahi... Hai mohabbat hayaat ki lazzat Warna kuch lazzat-e-hayaat nahi... Kya ijaazat hai ek baat kahun, Ma'm Kya ijaazat hai ek baat kahun, Wo... magar, khair, koi baat nahi... (Applause) PGP30 wale kitne hain aur PGP31 wale kitne hain PGP30 wale haath utha dein aur PGP31? (Swati: Hume jaante nahi ho? ;P ) Ye zikr karna chaahta tha main Thoda serious le jaaun phir pyaar mohabbat ki baatein karenge ki... haal hi mein ye hua tha ke business formals compulsory kar diya tha logo ne, PCOM walo ne PCOM wala hai kya koi yahaan? Maza aa jaayega agar koi ho to... Nahi...? Humein laga ye to change hona chahiye, koi sense nahi banta har kisi PPT mein aap Business Formals pehenke jaayein Lekin ye hai ke koi awaaz dene ko tayyar nahi hai, Koi apni pehchaan dene ko tayyar nahi hai, Log anonymous mail likhte rehte hain... To phir humare section mein baatein waatein hui Aur logon ne kaafi fatkaara mujhe, ke aisa sab mat karo, Kyun bawaal le rahe ho Lekin humne phir bhi likha ke This doesn't make sense Hope this thing gets resolved amicably Aur do din baad humne dekha ke wo Business formals... Aisa hota hai ke PCOM kabhi sunta nahi hai baat Lekin do din baad humne dekha ke wo Business formals jo hai wo Smart Casuals mein change hua (Ananya & the front row : Applauding) Baja lo.. baja lo... Sab taaliyaan bajayein, Ananya aur ye first row... Taaliyaan bajayein, is baat pe to banta hai... (Applause) To jaise hi wo Smart Casual dekha tab ye khayal aaya (likha) Halaanki main apne likhne ko lekar bohut hesitant rehta hu Mujhe perfection chahiye, jo bhi main likhta hu... Kaafiya mil raha hai ke nahi, radeef mil raha hai ke nahi... Lekin jaise hi wo Smart Casuals dekha to ye khayaal aaya (likha) ki... Na talwar... Dekhiye constructive power, "Pen is mightier than the sword" To wo constructive power dekhiye ke Na talwar, na bandook, na bam mein hai... Na talwar, na bandook, na bam mein hai... Duniya sanwaarne ki taakat, sirf, is kalam mein hai... (Audience : Applause) (Manish & Rishi : kya baat hai, kya baat hai, bohut badhiya) To ab, aur, kuch pyaar mohabbat ki baatein Professor Vipul aaye hue hain to maine kaha (socha) ke Pyaar mohabbat ki baatein karni hai, Aur Archana Ma'm bhi baithi hai... To main ye pura khayaal rakhunga ke Jo daayre hain unmein rehkar daayron ke baahar niklu... (Silence) Bankar sard hawayein dhuan ud jaayein, Rahat Indori ka hai, Rishi hain kya? Rishi Jain, Indore se hain... Bankar sard hawayein bhi dhuan ud jaayein, Bankar sard hawayein bhi dhuan ud jaayein, Wo, ek lihaaf main odhun to sardiyaan ud jaayein... Ananya & Manish both say : Oh.. (I asked both of them later "did you understand?) (Ananya did, Manish didn't :D) Nahi samajh mein aaye to bhi baja sakte hain, baadmein samajh lijiyega... (Audience : Breaks into laughter) Wo, ek lihaaf main odhun to sardiyaan ud jaayein... Aur Rahe khayal ke majzub-e-ishq hain hum, Majzub-e-ishq : Absorbed, lost in love Rahe khayal ke majzub-e-ishq hain hum, Zameen se phukein to asmaan...? Audience : Ud jaayein (Applause) Theek hai Pehle soch raha tha ke kuch... Ye jo classics hain wo to main bina dekhe suna sakta hu Aakhir main, do, jo hain, jo maine Amlan Lenka ke liye likhi thi Wo main aakhir mein sunaunga, Kyunke uske baad, kuch aur, main suna nahi paunga It is THAT emotionally strong ke phir Kuch bola nahi jaata mujhse Uske hone ke baad To us se pehle jab tak mujhe lage ke aap sunne ke mood mein hain Tab tak, ek do ek do aur sunata hu And then I'll end with Amlan Lenka..uh.. Creations.. Wo jo uske liye maine likhi To.. Sunein ki.... Naya ek rishta... Jaun Eliya ka hai... Aaj kal ye hota hai ke, humare relationships jo hai Bohut chhote ho gaye hain.. Hafte mein kuch shuru hota hai aur hafte bhar tak khatam bhi ho jaata hai We have more breakups than we have the beginning of relationships Manish : Love in Paris! Vivek!! in France... (Section of Audience : Giggling) No... Not in France Lisa hai kya yahaan (audience mein) Wo bata degi ke aisa waisa kuch nahi hota, log yahaan afwaah udaate hain bas To... Breakups pe hai, aap usko khayal mein rakh ke chaliye.. ke aaj ka mahaul.. Sixties mein likha tha Jaun Eliya ne.... Naya ek rishta paida kyun karein hum, Naya ek rishta paida kyun karein hum, Ye hota hai jab aap, jhagadte hain kisise, break up karte hain Jhagda karte hain tab, you give birth to a... A.. a... new relationship, animosity wo dushmani paida hoti hai and then you remember, arey usne mujhe aisa kiya/kaha tha, main chhodungi nahi, ya yaad rakhunga, ya jo bhi hai... Ye khayal rakhiye... Naya ek rishta paida kyun karein hum, Bichhadna hai to jhagda kyun karein hum.. Khamoshi se adaa ho... "Ye kyun karein hum aap dhyaan rakhiyega, kaafiya aur radeef hai... Kyun karein hum repeat hoga... Mazaa aayega agar aap dhyaan mein rakhein to... Naya ek rishta paida kyun karein hum, Bichhadna hai to jhagda kyun karein hum... Khamoshi se adaa ho rasm-e-doori, Khamoshi se adaa ho rasm-e-doori, Koi hungama barpa kyun karein hum... Ye kaafi hai ke hum dushman nahi hain, Ye kaafi hai ke hum dushman nahi hain, Wafadari ka daawa kyun karein hum... Wafa, ikhlaas, kurbaani, mohabbat, "ikhlaas yaani commitment" Wafa, ikhlaas, kurbaani, mohabbat, Ab in lafzon ka peechha kyun karein hum... Ab in lafzon ka peecha...? Audience : kyun karein hum... Zulekha-e-azeezan baat ye hai, Zulekha-e-azeezan : fair skinned beloved Zulekha-e-azeezan baat ye hai, Bhala ghaate ka sauda kyun karein hum... Humari hi tamanna kyun karo tum, Tumhari hi tamanna kyun karein hum... Naya ek.. Aur nahi duniya ko jab parwaah humari, Nahi duniya ko jab parwaah humari, To phir duniya ki parwaah... ? (Anticipatory Silence) Audience : Kyun karein hum... Ab taaliyaan baja sakte hain aap (Applause) arey, bohut break-up ho gaya na, Ab kuch achha hona chaahiye Yeh engingeering colleges mein aisa hota hai ke Jab tak aap final year mein pohonchte hain, aur tab tak first year mein jo fresh... log aate hain agar unse aapki dosti ho To aapke beechmein lag bhag teen char saal ka faisla ho jaata hai To... matlab... Ehtraaman log aapko "aap" kehne lagte hain aur ragging bhi hoti hai engineering colleges mein to log "sir, sir" (kehke address karte hain Kitne log hain engineering... se... (Majority of the audience raise their hands up) To ye log samajh rahe hain ke main kya keh raha hu.... to... haan... to... Jaun Eliya ka hai... Dekhiye bohut jaldi khatam ho jaayega.. Aap dhyaad dijiyega, bas do line mein khatam ho jaayega Sharm, dehshat, jhijhak, pareeshaani, Sharm, dehshat, jhijhak, pareeshaani, Naaz se kaam kyun nahi leti... Sharm, dehshat, jhijhak, pareeshaani, Naaz se kaam kyun nahi leti... Aap, Woh, Ji, Magar, Ye sab kya hai, tum mera naam kyun nahi leti! (kya baat hai, kya baat hai) (Manish or Rishi : koi nahi, koi nahi Vivek, koi to legi!) (Kameene dost) (Applause) Ab ye khayal hai mujhe ke Vipul sir baithe hain, Aur madam bhi baithi hain... To main ye sunana chahunga... Bohut classic si hai, Main chaahta tha ke kuch classic sa sunaun Aur ek Poet ki ye zimmedari bhi hoti hai ke Jab audience nikle hall se to ek do shabd apne zehn mein leke jaaye, jo unhein pehle na pata ho Vocabulary building wala jo, Jo hum log CAT ke pehle kiya karte the, Usi tarah ka... Ismein do shabd aayenge, Urooj aur Zawaal To isse pehle main Ananya se baat kar raha tha Urooj pata hai kya? To usne kaha "haan haan mere college ke fest ka naam tha Urooj" (Scattered Laughter) To aise hum yaad rakhte hain... :P IIM Bangalore ka Unmaad hai aur humare wahan (NIT Jamshedpur) Ojass. to Urooj yaani Rise ya Beginning aur Zawaal yaani Fall Ye yaad rakhiyega to Maza aayega... (Rohit Royalson : Maza aa raha hai) To... Naye mausamon ki koi khushi, Na gayi ruton ka malaal hai... tere baad meri talaash mein... Naye mausamon ki koi khushi, Na gayi ruton ka malaal hai... Tere baad meri talaash mein, Na khwaab hai, na khayaal hai... Wo charaag hoon, ke jise hawa, Na jala saki na bujha saki... Wo charaag hoon, ke jise hawa, Na jala saki na bujha saki... Meri raushni ke naseeb mein, Na urooj hai, na zawaal hai... (ek baar wapas aayega tab maza aayega aapko) Meri raushni ke naseeb mein, Na urooj hai, na zawaal hai... Ye hai shehr-e-jism, wo shehr-e-jaan, Na yahaan sukoon... ... ... Shehr-e-jism..uhh.... Reference dekhiye poetry mein sab kuch symbolic hota hai Kuch bhi directly kaha nahi jaata Hum log yahaan... intellect aur sab gyaan lene aaye hain So this is shehr-e-jaan Aur shehr-e-jism jo hum pyaar mohabbat karte rehte hain The physical, materialistic world.... Ye hai shehr-e-jism, wo shehr-e-jaan, Na yahaan sukoon, na wahan sukoon... Yahan khushbuon ki talaash hai, Waha raushni ka sawaal hai... Ab ye last hai, apko maza aayega ismein Wo jo faaslon mein thi kurbatein, Baat ye hai ki jab aap meelo door hote hain, Tab bhi agar aapke dil milte hain to aap kareeb hote hain... Aur aap ek hi class mein baithe ho, baaju baaju mein bhi baithe ho, Agar dil nahi milte to wo faasle hote hi hain.. Wo jo faaslon mein thi kurbatein, (kurbatein yaani nazdikiyaan) Wo jo faaslon mein thi kurbatein, Ye jo kurbaton mein hai faasle... Wo jo faaslon mein thi kurbatein, Ye jo kurbaton mein hai faasle... Wo mohabbaton ka urooj tha, Ye mohabbato ka... (Two people in the audience : Zawaal hai...) (Applause) Ab bataiye aur kuch sunne ke mood mein hain ya wo jo Amlan ke liye likhi thi wo sunaun? (The next few recitations couldn't be recorded because of technical reasons) (Applause) Ab ye last jo maine Amlan ke liye likhi hain, wo main suna deta hu... Iska ye hai ke, jo Uman Khetan humare section mein hai... Azeez hain humare... To unhone mujhe ek FB post mein tag kiya jismein kuch char line-ein likhi thi ki... Sukoon ki baat, Mat karo Saahib, Bachpan wala wo, Itwar ab nahi aata... Aur phir meri koshish thi ke uske baad main kuch likhun Aur ismein jo aakhri stanza hai, wo aisa ho gaya ki... Amlan ka khayal aaya aur mujhe wo line-ein aa gayi (zehn mein) Baaki logon ke liye PGP31132 sirf ek number ho sakta hai lekin Jo hua, aur uske baad, jo... jaisa hum... as a community, as a sangh, jo feel karte hain main keh raha hu... Uske pehle kuch normal baat, Aur last line mein ek reference hai.. Tangential reference. Sukoon ki baat, Mat karo Saahib, Bachpan wala wo, Itwar ab nahi aata... Pehla pyaar to, Pehla pyaar hota hai, Pehla pyaar to, Pehla pyaar hota hai, Dil waisa kisi pe, Baar baar nahi aata... Jaante hai wo, Sab j.... Ye jo maamla hai Long distance relationship aaj kal ho raha hai na ki sab phone pe hi hota hai Aaj kal log milte hi nahi hai ek do din ke liye milte hain, Aur phir chhe chhe mahine tak phone pe hi baatein ho rahi hai... aur baat khatam hone pe aap kehte hain "good night kiss?" ya aisa kuch to saamne se jawaab aata hai ke "ye sab to humko nahi aata" "Ye kya baat kar rahe ho" Phir aap yaad bhi dilaayein to log kehte hain ke "nahi nahi, nahi hua tha wais kuch" "Bhul gayi mujhe kuch yaad nahi hai" so... ye jo log aisa kehte hain... Chaahte dono hain.. Lekin, ye, aise bas bhaav khaana hota hai To us pehlu ko dekha gaya hai... Pehla pyaar to, Pehla pyaar hota hai, Dil waisa kisi pe, Baar baar nahi aata... Jaante hai wo, Sab jaante hain, Jaante hai wo, Sab jaante hain, Kehte hain jo humko, Pyaar nahi aata... Aur ye aakhri Amlan wali line ki... Jaata hai jo, Chala hi jaata hai, Safar se lautkar insaan, Har baar nahi aata... (Silence) (Applause) Imein to Tangential reference tha... Ab iske baat wali... Do teen linein jo hain, wo sirf, aur sirf, Amlan ke liye likhi gayi hain.. Sunein ki... Zindagi ka aghaaz tha wo to, (Paani hai kya?) ... Gala bhaari ho jaata hai, jab bhi main... ye padhta hu... Ya sunata hu Zindagi ka aghaaz tha wo to, Na jaane kyun phir wo mit gaya, Na jaane kyun charaag bujh gaye, Na jaane kyun aashiyaan lut gaya... Zindagi ka aghaaz tha wo to, Na jaane kyun phir wo mit gaya, Na jaane kyun charaag bujh gaye, Na jaane kyun aashiyaan lut gaya... Maa ne kaha tha, gaur kariyo aasmaan pe, ... Ye aap sabhi ki personal baatein main bata raha hu, jab ye hua nahi tha Aur jab, mujhe khabar bhi mili jis shaam To tab tak ek disconnect tha Aur ek saal campus mein na rehne ka ye disadvantage hota hai ke aap Apne next batch to chhodo, apne batch se bhi aap mil nahi paate sab se To Amlan Lenka se meri personal baat nahi hui thi Aur tab tak wo disconnect tha Lekin jab, condolence meet mein, jo jo baatein kahin gayi Satish Sir ne kaha ke uske Father uske Mother ne ye kaha Father : the two of us, he was just like a friend To mera ek dost hai Vignesh Aap log jaante honge jo PGP30 se hain Wo umad umad ke rone laga... Wo bhi mere saath tha Paris mein ek saal, Wo bhi nahi jaanta tha Amlan ko To wo rone laga, Aur mujhe ye samajh nahi aaya ke kya ho raha hai To usne (Vignesh) kaha ke "yaar, Satish sir ne jo kaha, wo exactly wo baatein kahi jo mera bhai kehta" "My younger brother, he looks up to me so much, kal us se phone pe baat hui wo sochta hai main pata nahi kya kar raha hu yahan, bohut bada kaam kar raha hu... Mere mom... mere dad... to.. Exactly wahi baatein kahin unhone" Aur wo sunne ke baad, wo mujhe jhanjhode rakha is khayal ne Aur main so nahi paaya raat bhar, aur Phir mujhe laga ke main kitna kam time deta tha, Jab wahan rehta tha to.. Pandrah din mein, bees din mein ek baar baatein hoti thi Parents se Skype pe Aur kuch bhi nahi karte the, party warty karte the, yahi yaari dosti mein hi time beetta tha Lekin kabhi koi importance nahi diya Aur ab main har roz call karta hu, ke nahi... baat karni chahiye.. Pata nahi... Life is so unpredictable ke kuch bhi ho sakta hai... To jab aap kahin jaate hain, Jab bhi meri mummy, jab main Gujarat se Jamshedpur jaata tha... To har baar ye kehti thi, beta... Jamshedpur...Tab Jharkhand jo hai, (Jo Jharkhand se hain wo bura na maanein) To Gujarat mein perception aisa hai ke naxali ilaaka hai, pata nahi kya ho jaaye wahaan, is type se... To maa kehti thi, tu jaaiyo, Bhagwaan hai... She is a superstitious person To bhagwaan hai, khayaal rakhega, Hifaazat karenge, khudaa... Aur mere jaisa Atheist Naastik insaan, ka gussa is line mein hai, aap suniyega ki... Maa ne kaha tha... Zindagi ka aghaaz tha wo to, Na jaane kyun phir wo mit gaya, Na jaane kyun charaag bujh gaye, Na jaane kyun aashiyaan lut gaya... Maa ne kaha tha, gaur kariyo asmaan pe, Farishte, Khuda, pehraa dete hain jahaan pe, Maa ne kaha tha, gaur kariyo asmaan pe, Farishte, Khuda, pehraa dete hain jahaan pe, Na jaane kahan wo farishte gaye, Na jaane kahan wo khuda gaya... Na jaane kahan wo farishte gaye, Na jaane kahan wo khuda gaya... Dosti yaari masti pyaari, Har mehfil har bazm thi bhaari, Dost bhi ab bikhar se gaye, Aalam bhi ab ukhar sa gaya... Aakhri hai suniye ki Jo log Amlan ke kareeb the wo kehte hain ke "Bada zindadil insaan tha" "Aur uski wajah se hi humlog Camraderie jeete, sabko sanjoye rakhta tha" To usko refer karte hue, usko address karte hue, ye line hai Na jaane kyun charaag bujh gaye, Na jaane kyun aashiyan lut gaya... Kehte the jaan de denge tumhare liye, Har shaan har aan de denge tumhare liye, Kehte the jaan de denge tumhare liye, Har shaan har aan de denge tumhare liye, Na jaane wo yaar kahan gaye, Na jaane wo dost kyun kho gaya... Na jaane kyun charaag bujh gaye, Na jaane kyun aashiyan lut gaya... (Applause)