A scene at home

O Dittu ji, he got his A level results. Ah tell me the worst. Oh no no no. It's great news. He got what he needed. Ah dikha dikha dikha. Let me see. Let me see. English A, Mathematics A, Physics A, Chemistry A What is this? What? Ah ah ah. He got a B in classical studies. He got a B!! It doesn't matter. What do you mean it doesn't matter doesn't matter? My son got a B!! It's only one. Still it's a B. He could have got all A's. Mr. Sinha's son got all A's. But my son had to get a B. Mr. Sinha's son did only 2 A levels. Our son did 5; in one sitting. He's the first in his school ever to do that. Really?? Yes!! Then he is going to school full of idiots. How am I come to keep my head up in the community??My son got a B! He got the grades to do medicine at Cambridge. He is dong medicine at Cambridge? Yes! Idiot!!! He should be doing PHD! They don't let you do a post graduate without a degree. I know. That's why I was telling him to do his degree in his spare time. What is wrong with him? Mr. Khanna's son is getting BSc. My son is only doing A levels. Too busy playing football. He got into the Millwall first team. Millwall Millwall Millwall! Mr. Owen's son is getting into Liverpool but my son can only get a place in Milwall! He will bring shame to the family. But Liverpool wouldn't give him a trial. And why is that? Because he's 6!!!