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Slick Rick and Doug E. Fresh - La Di Da Di

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OK, party people in the house. You're about to witness something you've never witnessed before. Yes, it's the original human beat box, Doug E. Fresh and his partner, The Grand Wizard, MC Ricky D. D and that's me in the place to be. And we gonna show you how we do it for '85, kick it live, alright. Because I've got a funny feeling you're all sick of all these crap rappers. Biting their rhymes because they're back stabbers. But when it comes to me and my friend Doug Fresh here, there is no competition because we are the best, yeah. Finesse, impress which we prove, and y'all will realize that we are the move. So listen close so you all don't miss as we go a little something like this. Hit it!

Aw yeah. You know what? La Di Da Di. La Di Da Di. La Di! La Di! You know what? Yo, peep this.

La-di-da-di, we like to party. We don't cause trouble. We don't bother nobody. We're just some men that's on the mic, and when we rock up on the mic, we rock the mic right. For all of y'all keeping y'all in health, just to see you smile and enjoy yourself. Because it's cool when you cause a cozy conditioning that we create, because that's our mission. So listen close to what we say because this type of shit, it happens every day. I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning. I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawning. Went to the bathroom to wash up. Had some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup. I said, "Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the top choice of them all?" There was a rumble jumble. Five minutes it lasted. The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard."

Well, that's true. That's why we never have no beef. So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth. Used Oil of Olay because my skin gets pale and then I got the files for my fingernails. Due to the night and on my behalf, I put the bubbles in the tub, so I could have a bubble bath. Clean, dry was my body and hair. I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear. For all the girls I might take home, I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo cologne. Fresh dressed like a million bucks. Threw on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks. Stepped out my house. Stopped short. Oh, no! I went back in. I forgot my Kangol. And then I dilly dally. I ran though an alley. I bumped into my old girl Sally from the valley. This is a girl plays hard to get, so I said, "Whats wrong?" because she looked upset, she said, "It's all because of you. I'm feeling sad and blue. You went away, and now my life is filled with rainy days." "And I love you so. How much you'll never know because you took your love away from me."

Now what was I to do. She's crying over me, and she was feeling blue. I said, "Don't cry. Dry your eye. Here comes your mother with those two little guys." Her mean mother stepped up, said to me, "Hi!" Looked Sally in the face and decked her in the eye. Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet. Slammed the child on the hard concrete. The bitch was strong. The kids was gone. Something was wrong. I said, "What is going on?" I tried to break it up. I said "Stop it. Leave her!" She said, "If I can't have you, she can't either." She grabbed me closely by my socks, so I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox, but she gave chase. She caught up quick. She put a finger in the face of MC Rick.

She said, "Why don't you give me a play, so we can go cruising in my OJ." "And if you give me that OK, I'll give you all my love today." "Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, can't you see? Somehow your words just hypnotize me." "And I just love your jazzy ways. Oh MC Rick, my love is here to stay." And on and on and on she kept on. The bitch been around before my mother's born. I said, "Cheer up." I gave her a kiss. I said, "You can't have me. I'm too young for you, miss." She says, "No you're not." then she starts crying. I says, "I'm nineteen. She said, "Stop lying." I says, "I am. Go ask my mother. And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover."

To the tick tock. You don't stop. To the tick tick. You don't quit. Hit it!

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Duration: 4 minutes and 57 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
License: All rights reserved
Views: 1,506
Posted by: on Sep 8, 2013

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