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-What's happenin', forum? Does it get better than a man running around in a gorilla suit? 'Cause I don't think it does. (laughter and groaning) Oh, geez. Gorilla man's hurt. Somebody needs to call an ambulance. ...or a vet. And I'm still trying to figure out what those guys were supposed to be filming. It looks like some kind of low-budget porn or something. And somehow, Gorilla Man runs in like, "Ha ha! King Kong ain't got nothing on me! Balls!" So this video got like 10,000 views or so, then FAIL Blog got a hold of it and got it up to 1.1 million views. Man, that's a lot of views just to see Gorilla Man running to a gate. And don't worry, Gorilla Man's all right. I'm just kidding; he actually died. I'm totally kidding; Gorilla Man didn't actually die. He's fine. But you know what I never kid about? "The comment question of the day?" No, a man who argues with a goat to the point where the goat gets angry. -(speaking foreign language) (goat spits, groans) (groaning continues) -Dude, what the hell is that goat's problem? Cabron. You know, that's actually how upset I get when I'm waiting in line at the post office, like... (goat groans) Now this video's actually great. It got, like, 350,000 views in a week, and rightly so, I mean you can really see the anger in that goat's face. Look at him; he's like a calm Mel Gibson. Man, if he keeps that up, The Goat Whisperer is gonna have to show up and intervene. (Hispanic accent): "Okay, we're not looking at the goat, we're not acknowledging the goat..." Seriously though, don't you just hate people like that? Here the man is trying to have a rational discussion and the goat just keeps flying off the handle. (goat groans) Well, then again, the goat does make some valid points. So, there's this cheerleader... "Ray, is she all hot and sexy?" (chuckles) She's hot and sexy, all right. (music playing) She was pretty fly, huh? Come on, you'd hit that, right? No, but in all honesty, that guy was like six-foot-something and he was heavy-set, but man, he had some good moves on him, didn't he? Just look at the enthusiasm and that head roll. No man, I don't blame the guy for being a male cheerleader. Think about it, he gets to touch attractive women all day. In fact, I bet you he's humped every girl on that team. What, you don't think he's humped every girl on the team? No, now the video was put up on Huffington Post and it got like 600,000 views in a week, and I'm not really sure why. I guess a lot of people were making fun of him because he's... "Gay!" No, troll, because he's a male cheer-- "Gay!" No, you know what? You don't really know-- "Big Gay Al!" Shut up, troll. You know, I don't know if the guy's gay, I really don't care, but you wanna know why I'm taking up for him? You wanna know why I got his back? I mean, I don't like, got his back, but I got... You know, never mind. It's because, without a doubt, he isn't there to look pretty. He's there to dance his ass off and support his team, and I'll be damned if he doesn't show more coordination and more enthusiasm than the rest of the other cheerleaders combined. I'm just saying. Ain't nothing wrong with that. But you know what never shows coordination? Motherf--kin' Gorilla Man! No, but also the comment question which comes from a user named, bing!, and they said... -If cheese had its picture taken, what would it say? -So, if cheese had its picture taken, what would it say? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. And I'm outta here, guys. Sorry that I'm like vlogging on the floor, like, I'm kind of in apartment limbo right now... it's a long story, but everything will be back to normal and I'll be back on my new camera in, like, probably a week or two. So, I'll see you guys in a few days. But tell me forum, why me? (Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing) Captioned by SpongeSebastian using UniversalSubtitles.org

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Duration: 4 minutes and 13 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 308
Posted by: spongesebastian on Jul 21, 2010

"Equals Three" with RayWilliamJohnson.

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