My Bong (A Country Song)

Hi. I don't know how you all feel about Country music, but I thought I would try to write my own... Uh... Country song. So, I want you guys to let me know what you think about this one. Um... Country music is supposed to tell, you know, stories, and, and, and talk about how you feel about things and... and so, you know I thought maybe I should give it a try. ♫ Lyin' on the floor with another cheap whore in the middle of the night ♫ ♫ Broken condom feel thanks to ruptured seals, so it's time to take flight ♫ ♫ I groped around in this silly gown ♫ ♫ she groans about her itchy thong ♫ ♫ with that fake smile, say, "It's been a while since I last smoked a bong." ♫ ♫ I explain... ♫ ♫ "My bong is a Styrofoam cup, I made it myself while at landmark mall; ♫ ♫ I filled it with some stuff in the bathroom stall.. I started trippin' out in the hall! ♫ ♫ My bong can be filled with hash ♫ ♫ just one puff, you'll forget about that rash!" ♫ ♫ And as I inhaled, 'fore I coughed like mad, ♫ ♫ all I could think was... ♫ ♫ "Damn, this feels so rad!" ♫ ♫ I was stumbling 'round in the food court after hitting up that shit ♫ ♫ It was so kick ass; had such a blast! ♫ ♫ Needed a first aid kit... ♫ ♫ Got to the bookstore, met the cheap whore... ♫ ♫ Took her to my bed. ♫ ♫ And then I think I told you what happened next, and so I just said... ♫ ♫ "My bong is a Styrofoam cup, I made it myself while at landmark mall; ♫ ♫ filled it with some stuff in the bathroom stall... started trippin' out in the hall! ♫ ♫ My bong can be filled with hash, ♫ ♫ just one puff, you'll forget all about that rash!" ♫ ♫ And as I inhaled, 'fore I coughed like mad, ♫ ♫ all I could think was... ♫ ♫ "Damn, this feels so rad!" ♫ ♫ Lalalalalalalala... Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaah... ♫ ♫ Tried every powder... I smoked every single joint... ♫ ♫ When I wasn't playing with my dong... ♫ ♫ I just hit up my bong. ♫ ♫ 'Cause my bong is a Styrofoam cup, I made it myself while at landmark mall. ♫ ♫ Filled it with some stuff in the bathroom stall... ♫ ♫ I started trippin' out in the hall! ♫ ♫ My bong can be filled with hash; just one puff you'll forget all about that rash. ♫ ♫ And as I inhaled, 'fore I coughed like mad, ♫ ♫ all I could think was... ♫ ♫ "Damn, this feels so raaaaaaaaad." ♫ ♫ Yeeeeeaeaahhhhh... ♫ ♫ This feels so raaaaaaaaaaaaaad. ♫ ♫ Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhh. ♫ ♫ Raaaaaad. Raaaaaaaaaaad. ♫ ♫ Ooooh, it feels so... ♫ ♫ Lyin' on the floor with another cheap whore in the middle of the night ♫ ♫ I grabbed some weed that I knew we'd need... ♫ ♫ And I lit up my... ♫ ♫ Boooooooonnnnnnggg. ♫