Типичная мама за компьютером — Дизель Шоу — выпуск 6, 25.12
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Abt parents and PCs
Oh son is calling
Hey
Hey mom!
How r u doing my dear?
Good, I need ur help
Sure, dear! Anything for u!
I need u to send me one file on my email
Maybe... I better send u the PC itself through the mail?
No mom, I'm in Europe on a conference
And the file needed is in the home PC
Where??
In the P.....
I hope it all resolves itself
(hard to translate, she's almost cursing him)
Hey...
Mom, don't end the call. I'll help
Helping...huh?
Meaning I'll need the valerian (??)
First, u need to turn it on
Hm yea to turn on... yes all my medicines r here...
Thank god........
Don't worry! There's nothing hard
I would have done it myself but
I don't have the remote access...
N my IP won't connect through proxy server
Son, whom were u talking to just now?
With u, y?
U began to smoke that sh*t again??
No...Mom...Lets open the PC
God...Easy to say...how am I supposed to do it?
U need to pull the cover
Pull the cover....Sonnnnn
When u r pulling it, does it....creak..?
No! It mustn't be so, mom!!
Try from the other side!
from the other...? Ok done!
Good, now turn it on, there's a special button
U do realise there are millions of buttons, right?
Mom, that one is without any symbols
Hmm, without, yes?
Pressed it?
It doesn't turn on
It's a 'space' button...
Urs is in the right upper corner
Turning it on.... It's on!
Good job! Now look,
there is a folder on the desktop, u see?
Wait...Yes
Opened? — Yes
There's a file inside... —File...
But u know, it's empty... — How?!
My Dec report is there...
It's empty, I took the folder from the table n it's just empty
Phew...ON the table...Mom, look AT the PC screen
See yellow signs? These r folders
Which ones do u see?
I see one called 'xxx' n one called 'work'
U need the 'work'
Me?? I need work??
I am retired, let me live normally
Mom...folder - work, open it
How?
Do u see a mouse on the table?
U definitely smoke...
Mom, a thing with a wire, called a mouse
N an arrow on the screen,
Move the mouse n the arrow will move, try!
Nothing is moving... Besides me...
Probably PC doesn't see it
U **** for $130!! U dont see this mouse?!
Ok mom, take it in ur right hand n pull to the right corner
I pulled to the maximum
oh yes? the arrow moved?
No
Mom, is the mouse's 'tail' inside the PC?
No
U must plug it into USB port
I dont know what a USB is, I end the call
Sorry, I wont complicate it
Look, there is a rectangle under the buttons
I see
Move ur finger on its surface
Oh! Arrow! It appeared! It appeared!
Good job mom!
Lets do the rest tomorrow...
It gets easier now
U see 'My computer'?
U probably think i'm stupid, I'm sitting in front of it
No, in my computer there is 'My computer'
Yep... U smoke dude
Mom, see a PC sign? put an arrow on it n click twice
Done? — Doesnt work
Nobody can do it from the 1st time
Click many times
Oh smth opened — Opened?? Read!!
Format...
NOOO
Do not press anything!
I am not! — Dont even touch! — I wont!
Just breathe! r u calm now?
Press on the CROSS (look at what she does)
God save me!
Mom, u pressed on the cross??
Yes...I pressed ON it... I blessed (??) it
Maybe I should pray??
Hey daughter! — Enough, enough, mom is here!
Mom arrived — Granny??
Give her the phone! — Enough i'm busy now
No, no, give the granny!
Your grandson...
Hey! — Hey, granny!
u arrived? — Of course i did!
Didnt u subscribe me on Instagram?
I even turned on the geolocation
No, havent seen it
U know, dont text me in 'Odnoklassniki' (Classmates - social network)
I deleted my account — Y??
Classmates 'finished' (all dead already)
What did u want? — Need to transfer files
How is it better? Through Skype or email?
However u like
Email is better!
Ok n send some JPEG files with the presentation in an archive
Maybe i should just open u the remote access n u do whatever u want
Super - 1 min
OPENED —Thank u
Ok bye grandson
Mom, how do u understand all this??
My daughter! I understood all the subsidy schemes!!
(Subsidy schemes r so complex here)
N this!! Is totally easy!!!