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P0KE MY WHAT?

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-What's happening, guys? Welcome to the Halloween party. I mean, everybody showed up to play beer pong. We got Zach Galifianakis, one of the guys from Scrubs, and even a gay bunny rabbit, but off to the side a little bit, is a Mad Hatter who's a little intoxicated. [laughter] Fake! Mad hatter isn't real. I know, that's not the point. Neither is Zach Galifianakis. Anyway, a weird thing happens when you drink alcohol. You tend to get drunk. Now that video didn't have a lot of views, like under 500 I think, but you got to give the guys credit, because they helped the guy up afterwards. I've seen too many videos where a drunk guy falls at a party and like no one helps him up. His friends will just sit there and laugh at him like, "Ha-ha! You got a severe concussion. Is there any beer left?" You remember that video of that guy who was mad at Toys R Us? Well, he's back. And I guess he was doing a live show on Ustream or something, and someone recorded him going off about how much he loves Pokemon. -Yeah, I like Pokemon bitch and what. I love Pokemon. I beat off every episode, nigga. You gonna talk s--t to me? I love Pokemon, son. Pikachu, Raichu, Squirtle, Charizard. Why you hatin'? -Now you gotta admit, that guy is f--king funny. Even lie. It's no wonder that video got like 50,000 views in two days. And everyone and their greasy-headed grandma sent that video to me. Yes, your greasy-headed grandma watches this show. No, but a lot of what this guy says is true. I agree that Ash doesn't get laid enough. -Ash is gay. Every season, he gets a new female partner and he don't f--k not one, not one bitch. He ain't never bent over and said, "Let me give you this Poke-d--k." I would've f--king my motherf--king female companions every goddamn episode. They wouldn't call it Pokemon, they'll call it Poke-a-ho. -And yes, I know it's a shock to you guys, but black guys love Pokemon. In fact, black guys love Pokemon almost as much as they love big white women. I'm just sayin' they really like Pokemon. And can't we all agree that JigglyPuff is fine as hell? -JigglyPuff is the finest bitch in Pokemon. I be wanting to f--k the s--t out of JigglyPuff and have the bitch sing to me. [singing]: JigglyPuff, Jiggally -So, that guy's YouTube channel is Dcigs, make sure you go check him out. As far as natural comedic skills, he's probably one of the best on the site. So someone sent me this last video and they were like, "Yo, Ray, look at this bitch making faces!" And I was like, "What?" but I mean yeah, look. -[laughing crazily] -Oh, come on guys, this girl clearly has a disease that makes her face shape-shift like a cartoon and here you are laughing at her, making fun of her like... -[speaking in deep voice] Hey, you guys! -That's not funny. All right, maybe a little. Now, the video itself didn't get a ton of views but you gotta admit her laughing is really contagious. I'm also like 90% sure she's high from huffing paint thinner. And if you remember doing this with Photo Booth was something you do like five years ago. Remember, you do it once, you laugh, and then you go back to look at animal porn or whatever it is that you look at. But not this girl. She's bringing it back. She also uploaded a version without the effect, which is even funnier, 'cause it makes her look crazy. -[laughing crazily] -Okay, so it's established. The video's funny, her laughing is contagious, and she's kinda hot. But not as hot as JigglyPuff. -JigglyPuff, Jiggally -I'm just saying. Who wouldn't make out with JigglyPuff? Call me. But you know what else has got a badonkadonk like JigglyPuff? The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bam, and he said... -What is the weirded thing any kid has ever said to you? -So, what's the weirdest thing a kid has said to you? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me guys, if you were reincarnated, what would you come back as? [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian -Everybody out here talking about Pokemon, talking about some Pikachu weak. Pikachu can't fight, Pikachu woop yo' ass!

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Duration: 4 minutes and 57 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 246
Posted by: spongesebastian on Nov 7, 2010

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