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5 Things I Don't Understand About Americans

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Oh, hi there! Okay so since I am not American, I thought I'd tell you guys some things about Americans that I don't understand. So number one is American cartoons. When you compare an American cartoon to an Estonian one, and here I mean mostly voice-overs, it's not the same thing at all. American cartoons are super loud! Ever watch Cartoon Network? I got my volume on 1 and this thing is still screaming as if it's coming out of my tv! Number 2: the American audience. So whenever there's some kind of a talk show on tv, Americans are damn crazy in the audience. Is it just me or do Americans cheer at everything? And I mean everything! Hello, my name is Bianca and I just ate tomatoes this morning I mean, huh? this doesn't happen in Estonia. Number 3: saying "I love you". Again I don't know if it's just me but I've noticed this about my friends. The amount of times those people say "I love you" is just overwhelming. It's almost as if they're throwing the phrase around as if it meant nothing. Aren't you guys afraid of it losing its meaning? Number 4: saying "why thank you". This is a complete mindfuck. When someone gives you a compliment, you say "why thank you". "WHY thank you." "WHY thank you." Why the hell did you just put that 'why' in there? Why was that necessary? I mean, are you asking me why I just complimented you? Or what? I don't know about you but all the Americans I know have like super white teeth. It's crazy, it's just like.. if you're born an American, you're automatically granted that beautiful smile. I just don't get it and I admit it - I'm SOOO jealous of you! You can't tell because of the weird settings of my webcam, but I don't actually have white teeth. At all. And it pisses me off SO much that I'm constantly looking for a way to get them whiter without spending a lot of money on it. And it's not even the problem of hygiene, I have really good hygiene I brush my teeth 2 times a day like you're supposed to, but no matter what I do, I don't get that beautiful American smile. Oh well. So there you go, 5 things about Americans that I just don't get. Americans don't be offended. I'm just really jealous of you sometimes. All the time. Okay, 24/7. But nevertheless, don't forget to give this video a good thumb if you enjoyed it and subscribe if you wanna see more! I'll see ya next time, bye!

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Duration: 3 minutes and 38 seconds
Country: Estonia
Language: English
Views: 167
Posted by: ayrenvids on May 27, 2013

Here are the five things I don't get about Americans.
THIS VIDEO IS IN NO WAY MEANT TO OFFEND. Because my videos are never meant to offend.



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