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Presented by KSK48-Fansubs ♫ Aitakatta~~ Aitakatta~~ Aitakatta~~ YES !!! ♫ Presented by KSK48-Fansubs Presented by KSK48-Fansubs ♫ ~Kimi Ni~ ♫ Presented by KSK48-Fansubs ♫ ~Aitakatta~ ♫ Presented by KSK48-Fansubs ♫ ~Aitakatta~ ♫ <i>In a small town, there's a school...</i> <i>where the students strive to become ideal ikemen (good-looking men).</i> *Ikemen Private School* <i>Ikemen</i> Private School <i>Moteo</i> Extracurricular (<i>moteo</i> = popular guy) *Ikemen Private School* Kyaaa... Kyaaa... This program is brought to you by: Who? Who's that? Who!? Who? Who's that? Who!? Good morning! Who!? Good morning! Oomizo Kiyoto Sata Masaki Good morning! Good morning... Moteo extracurricular is an extracurricular activity that investigates exactly what kind of guy can be described as an <i>ikemen</i>. EEEHHHHHH!? <i>AKB48 changed into Ikemen!!*</i> <i>Right, this time, members have become ikemen!</i> <i>AKB48 changed into Ikemen!!*</i> <i>There are a lot of questions,</i> <i>and the members must respond with answers that will make the girls' hearts race.</i> <i>What kind of ikemen do the AKB members dream of!?</i> Today, the members changed into all sorts of <i>ikemen</i> types... Takahashi-san, what's your ideal <i>ikemen</i> figure? For me, an <i>ikemen</i> is someone whose hair is about this long, and the color is black. *Girls' hearts racing* -Next, Kitahara-san. Yes. *Girls' hearts racing* -Next, Kitahara-san. Yes. <i>I'm not used to Japan yet.</i> You've been living outside this of country (<i>kikoku shijyou</i>)? <i>-Kikokushijyou</i>? Translator? I bet you can't translate it, Shinoda-san. I'm Shinoda Mario. Shinoda, when did you become a comedian like this? Next, Minegishi-san. -OOIII!!! -Ho ho ho... I'm Minegishi Ryou. Cool, cool -Kawaii!! They really like it. Ryou-kun, what's your hobby? Hmm, I don't know if it's a hobby or not but... NO MUSIC, NO LIFE. Some girls must love this kind of <i>Ikemen</i> very much. -It really suits Minegishi. Wait, there's one weird guy. Excuse me, but who are you? Me? I'm Shiratori Sabuei. Why is your forehead so wide? Oh, this? The truth is, it turns out that my head is bigger than the wig so it doesn't fit. Why did you come alone today, Shiratori-san? This is a true story. The truth is, my partner, Kawamura... because she's too manly... she got into an accident while riding in a taxi. Kawamura Emiko can't come because she got into an accident How unfortunate. Ok here we go, the first discussion theme is... Three qualifications to become ikemen are: <i>Friendly (yasashisa)</i>, <i>Honesty (seijitsusa)</i>, and <i>???-sa</i>. Now, each of you try to come up with the third qualification. <i>The three qualifications to become ikemen are: friendliness, honesty, and the last one is?</i> <i>The Moteo members' answers are...</i> Please try to explain what you know about being an <i>ikemen</i>. Oh, Takahashi... The three qualifications for being an <i>ikemen</i> are friendliness, honesty, and... Assertiveness. Lots of them agree with it!! Takahashi, you like assertive men? A man is supposed to approach the girl he likes by himself. To become <i>ikemen</i>, you must acquire the girl in an assertive way. As a girl, do you like assertive men? To become <i>ikemen</i>, you must acquire the girl in an assertive way. I prefer someone who'd confess to me. -Rather than doing the confessing yourself, right? Sato Amina, what do you think? Yes, for me right now, an assertive man is... well... eheheh <3 There she goes with her imagination. You may not realize it, but your laugh is like a witch's laugh while making a poisonous soup. Next, oh Minegishi. The three qualifications for being an <i>ikemen</i> are friendliness, honesty, and... Pervert. Eh!? The pose when she said "pervert" just now didn't have any sex appeal... So strict. What are you doing, Minegishi? This time... -Wow... Wow, great... Wearing your tie like that is sexy? In summer, it's usually like this, isn't it? Who's next? Shinoda, please. The three qualifications for being an <i>ikemen</i> are friendliness, honesty, and... Kurota Arthur (Actor, read: Kurota Aasa). *In Japanese, -sa is added to an adjective to make it a noun* *In Japanese, -sa is added to an adjective to make it a noun* What are you talking about? Now is not the time for jokes. Next, Minegishi, the three qualifications for being an <i>ikemen</i> are friendliness, honesty, and... Tackey And Tsubasa. -Minegishi-san... Great, great. They're cool but that's not what we're looking for. Next, Shiratori, the three qualifications for being an <i>ikemen</i> are friendliness, honesty, and... Nagayo Chigusa (ex-pro-wrestler). Here we go again. Who's that? Who's that? She's Crush Girls, you know! She's Crush Girls, you know! -She's an ex-professional wrestler. All of you, it's not the time to be pulling jokes. Next Minegishi, the three qualifications for being an <i>ikemen</i> are friendliness, honesty, and... ISSA from Da Pump! That's enough! -That's enough! In the end, you guys just joke around... <i>DON'T LAY A HAND ON THE </i>IKEMEN<i>!</i> Next, Ichikawa. The three qualifications for being an <i>ikemen</i> are friendliness, honesty, and... Sour! -What do you mean? Was she serious or just joking? Look at those two faces... from the side, his face looks so huge. Kid and monster Almost two times bigger. Kid and monster Alright, who's next? Ok then, Takahashi. Kid and monster Alright, who's next? Ok then, Takahashi. The three qualifications for being an <i>ikemen</i> are friendliness, honesty, and... Love, loneliness, and patience (song title). -You're not Shinohara Ryoko (the song's singer). Excessive... This is Shinohara Ryoko's. The last line of the lyrics suits it, right? Yeah, the last line of the lyrics is really amazing. <i>"Itoshisa to setsunasa to kokorotsuyosa"</i> The rest of you, please describe an <i>ikemen</i>. Ok, Shiratori... ...the three qualifications for being an <i>ikemen</i> are friendliness, honesty, and... My home is NASA! My home is NASA. You're really macho if your home is actually NASA. Right? Let's move onto the next topic! The next theme is... On a date with an <i>ikemen</i>, what do you do with the <i>ikemen</i> and where do you go? <i>What does an </i>ikemen<i> do before a farewell kiss?</i> <i>The meaning of a farewell kiss for members will be revealed here.</i> Ok, if you are finished with your answers, please reveal them. Oh, that was fast, ok then Minegishi. It's a bit sad this time. You are on a date with an <i>ikemen</i>. Where to and what do you do? Meet at the station, go shopping... "Let's just be friends", then a farewell kiss. That's so sad! Please don't say that. -Stop it, stop it. Members back there are saying, "please don't say that." My answer is a bit sad too. -So, Takahashi. You are on a date with an <i>ikemen</i>. Where to and what do you do? Meet at the station, go shopping... peeking, and farewell kiss. Criminal offense!! Why peeking? It's forbidden. Criminal offense!! After she sees her boyfriend peeking, she hates him, then a farewell kiss. So it's that kind of farewell. Next, Kitahara. You are on a date with an <i>ikemen</i>. Where to and what do you do? Meet at the station, go shopping... when shopping, you meet the girl's ex and the atmosphere becomes heavy. The girl's ex still has feelings for her, you almost get into a fight with the ex, but then make up with the girl at the special place and finally have a farewell kiss. TOO LONG! Way too long. Long... Minegishi. -Yes. You are on a date with an <i>ikemen</i>. Where to and what do you do? Meet at the station, go shopping... and then after teasing the girl, give her a farewell kiss. What a great taste!! Lots of members like it. What a great taste!! Lots of members like it. She understands! She really understands a girl's feelings. -What do you mean by "she understands"? Shimada, explain it. As a <i>shoujo manga</i> lover, I would be very happy if the guy pretended not to like me. (<i>Shoujo Manga</i>: Girl's Comic) As a <i>shoujo manga</i> lover, I would be very happy if the guy pretended not to like me. As a <i>shoujo manga</i> lover, I would be very happy if the guy pretended not to like me. So girls love that. Next, Sashihara, what would you do on an ikemen date? Meet at the station, go shopping... So, let us part ways. Bye-bye... Wait a moment... Call her once again and then a farewell kiss. How about it? -Good, good. I'd like to try that. Lemon-kun, let's do that too. New Duo We should try that later. New Duo We should try that later. The next topic is... The number one <i>ikemen</i> comes late to school, and the reason is? It looks like the answers will be quite varied. Let's start with Takahashi. -Ok. The number one <i>ikemen</i> comes late to school, and his reason is? I saw an abandoned cat, and I couldn't just stand there and do nothing. Good hearted <i>ikemen</i> So sweet. -See, they will fall... Good hearted <i>ikemen</i> Good hearted <i>ikemen</i> ...for an <i>ikemen</i> who loves animals. Ready, Minegishi. -Yes. The number one <i>ikemen</i> comes late to school, and his reason is? Sorry, my little sister cried because she didn't want to go to school. Just like those situations in <i>manga</i>. Although I may not seem the type, I'm actually a nice guy. True, true. So Minegishi likes those kinds of guys? Yes, I like that. She really seems to like it. Next, Kojima. The number one <i>ikemen</i> comes late to school, and his reason is? I'm late because I was watching PON! Self promotion? I'm late because I was watching PON! Self promotion? ...the Monday one. Self promotion? Kojima, why did you write that? Self promotion? Kojima, why did you write that? Next is Sashihara. The number one <i>ikemen</i> comes late to school, and his reason is? Watching "Sashiko no kuseni" on TBS. You can't promote other shows here! I'm sorry. Next, Kojima. Friday drama "Ikemen Desu ne". -I told you to not promote other shows! You guys are like cheap comedians. Why is Shiratori silent during times likes these? I'm sorry, ...it's just so hilarious and I'm enjoying myself too much. AKB is fun, as expected. Next, Yokoyama, The number one <i>ikemen</i> comes late to school, and his reason is? Doing overtime for my part-time job at the factory. Sounds so sad. What's the story? Even though he's good looking, his family is actually poor. He doesn't want others to know about his part-time job, but for some reason he arrived late that day. You're still young but your fantasy seems like an old drama. Here you go, Shiratori. -Yes. The number one <i>ikemen</i> comes late to school, and his reason is? (<i>Koshien</i> : Highschool baseball championship) Making shoulder pads with a ballpoint pen for <i>Koshien</i> tomorrow. Baseball kid Seems like a good story. Baseball kid But "wild horse" Shimada has another opinion. Somehow it's kinda lame. Are you looking for a fight? A BRAWL BEGINS!! It hurts. It hurts. -What is it, Shiratori-san? BRAWL END!? It hurts. -What is it, Shiratori-san? It hurts. -What is it, Shiratori-san? When I touched her legs, she gave me this amazing kick. One Hit K.O. I didn't do that. One Hit K.O. So weak... One Hit K.O. One Hit K.O. <i>Now that the brawl has ended, let's begin with a new topic.</i> <i>You saw an </i>ikemen<i> become the center of attention in Shibuya, what did he do?</i> Let's start with Sashihara. You saw an <i>ikemen</i> become the center of attention in Shibuya, what did he do? Confessing his love across the Shibuya intersection. Same feeling I want someone to do this for me, Same feeling although we parted at the intersection, "I love you!", "I love you too!" Same feeling although we parted at the intersection, "I love you!", "I love you too!" It's true, it's true. Let us continue with Miyazaki. You saw an <i>ikemen</i> become the center of attention in Shibuya, what did he do? Being targeted by someone in Shibuya. What do you mean, Miyazaki? Myao-chan. -What is it? I'm your senior in the agency, so you can depend on me sometimes. Both of you are in the same agency. I saw a cockroach when I was in the dressing room with Myao-chan, because of this urban legend that said "a cockroach will come if Myao-chan is with you." She summons cockroaches Miyazaki Urban Legend No.1 There is? She summons cockroaches Miyazaki Urban Legend No.1 She summons cockroaches Miyazaki Urban Legend No.1 Yes there is, the fact is, Myao-chan has powers similar to Nausicaa. She summons cockroaches Miyazaki Urban Legend No.1 (Nausicaa : a character from a Ghibli production anime) Yes there is, the fact is, Myao-chan has powers similar to Nausicaa. She summons cockroaches Miyazaki Urban Legend No.1 Yes there is, the fact is, Myao-chan has powers similar to Nausicaa. (Nausicaa : a character from a Ghibli production anime) She has powers like Nausicaa Miyazaki Urban Legend No.2 Yes there is, the fact is, Myao-chan has powers similar to Nausicaa. (Nausicaa : a character from a Ghibli production anime) Miyazaki Urban Legend No.2 She has powers like Nausicaa Amazing. Miyazaki Urban Legend No.2 She has powers like Nausicaa Miyazaki Urban Legend No.2 She has powers like Nausicaa Ok let's see, Sashihara, your turn. You saw an <i>ikemen</i> become the center of attention in Shibuya, what did he do? Appealing to the weather forecast camera in Shibuya. Yeah, there's people like that. Actually, this joke is for the staff here. Because of that he becomes the center of attention. Next, Kitahara. -Yes! You saw an <i>ikemen</i> become the center of attention in Shibuya, what did he do? "Oh, we're so similar." Right, so similar. Isn't he that <i>ikemen</i>? By the way, Shiratori have you become the center of attention when standing near the Shibuya Moai Statue? Frankly, yes I have. Just what was Minegishi previously planning to do with the others? You saw an <i>ikemen</i> become the center of attention in Shibuya, what did he do? Jump in to the intersection and... WHOOAAAAA!!! (Exile - Choo Choo Train!?) You're not in line! You're not in line! Moai Statue! Why are you doing it differently? <i>While the situation livened up, let's change the topic. Next is: technique of talking on the phone.</i> This time I'll be the girl, and I will call you <i>(ikemen)</i> at 2 am. You say: "What is it?" And I will say: "I just wanted to hear your voice all of a sudden." What you will do next is to answer as an <i>ikemen</i> would. So is everyone clear? Yes. That was fast. -I'm confident with this one. Let us hear what Kasai has then. What is it? I just wanted to hear your voice all of a sudden. I was just about to call you too. Good one indeed. Next, Takahashi. What's up? I just wanted to hear your voice all of a sudden. Should we meet now? Almost there. One more word. -It's so close! Takahashi, just a little bit more. One more word. Ok, Minegishi. Let me add to what Takamina had before. One more word. -Yes. What is it? I wanted to hear your voice all of a sudden. Just my voice is fine? Can you look outside the window? I came. Would somebody record that please? Affection Would somebody record that please? Affection That's very good. Affection That's very good. Thank you. Very good, very good. Shiratori, you like that? Pardon me, I'm soaking wet all of a sudden. Stop that. That was improper! Everyone, I'm sorry. Miyazaki, let's hear yours. -Yes. What is it? I wanted to hear your voice all of a sudden. You're so amazing... you can't hold it just by hearing my voice? Are you drunk or something? Shiratori, how is this? Thank you, all of Horipro family sends you their deepest thanks. All of Horipro? Well then, Shinoda-san. What is it? -I wanted to hear your voice all of a sudden. Me too. (Impersonating Dragon Ball -Goku-) That was the local dialect series. You never give a serious answer. Ok, Minegishi. What is it? -I wanted to hear your voice all of a sudden. I will send you my feelings now, so close your eyes. Three, Two, One. CHU! (Kissing sound) Overdramatic Somehow... that's kinda gross. Overdramatic Overdramatic Eh, not good? Overdramatic Overdramatic That's kinda gross... Overdramatic That's kinda gross... If somebody did that to me, I would tell them, "I'm coming over to beat you!" I want somebody to do that to me. Go ahead, chin. -It's Shiratori. It's Shiratori. -No, chin it is. What is it? -I wanted to hear your voice all of a sudden. What kind of panties are you wearing? Why are you... Cut it out. Are you a maniac? Senpai, please behave yourself here. Is it that bad? Yes, it is. -I'm sorry. But, have you heard this kind of phone call before? -Of course not. What kind of relationship do those two have? They have a really bad relationship. Next, Ichikawa -Yes. What is it? -I wanted to hear your voice all of a sudden. I'm the one who wanted to call you first. The girls are gushing over it So cute... so cute! -Eh, really? The girls are gushing over it Isn't that gross? Yes, there are <i>ikemen</i> like that. Amina likes those types. Very cute, it's cute because that kind of <i>ikemen</i> looks like a younger boy. I don't get it at all. You're so noisy. Don't be active now. Next, Kitahara. What is it? -I wanted to hear your voice all of a sudden. International calling is expensive, you know. You're using your model character at last. I was waiting for that, I was waiting for that. Shinoda-san, your turn. What is it? -I want to hear your voice all of a sudden. And then... No, don't answer like that. You never give a proper answer, seriously! Rough <i>ikemen</i> You never give a proper answer, seriously! Rough <i>ikemen</i> Kojima, you haven't given your answer yet. Here it is. -Well then, Kojima. What is it? -I wanted to hear your voice all of a sudden. Ah, this is his dad. My son just went to the bathroom... -Why did you give a silly answer now? You are like a classic comedian duo. -No, don't answer like that. Your turn, chin. What is it? -I wanted to hear your voice all of a sudden. Dankan, you're so foolish. (Beat Takeshi's gag) -You just said that... and look how Kasai never laughed even once. Nothing and look how Kasai never laughed even once. Pardon. Nothing Pardon. Her hair is about to fall. Wait, please tell me if this happens again. Uwaa.. It fits perfectly. It a perfect fit. She did it on purpose? Even though it fits her... No no no... No no, stop it. No no, it's not. Whoa, she did that on purpose. So she did this from the start to make us laugh. Embarrassing. Dankan, you're so foolish. PHRASE MUSEUM This is a museum where phrases that excite people's hearts are collected. And tonight we have... Our theme tonight is: Words you want to hear from your female relative that you have not seen in so long. First, a work from Omasena Milky. Words you want to hear from Oshima Yuko, a relative you have not seen in so long. Hey, want to go visit our secret place after this? I bet something will happen. Maybe I'll become wild in there. Next, a work from "Omae ga Number One Double-san". Words you want to hear from Takahashi Minami, a relative you have not seen in so long. Big brother, you're more mature compared to the other boys in class. I'm almost 31, you see. The phrase that I will choose today is... This side. Yes. I did it. It's been so long since I won. Very good, it makes me excited. -Yes I did it. Takahashi, what was that? What do you mean? It absolutely does not work. I thought that phrase would excite every man. That's the worst I have ever heard. The worst? Here I go. That spot!? Eh? Cross mark. Simple. Suits you well. X!!! No, I'm not a female wrestler. Wait, it failed again. Help me!!! What was that? -Close it quickly, please. It can't be closed now. We were always together, I really want to go back to that time. This special phrase is now available on this TV program's website. We hope you enjoy the special phrase. After this, a special version of Flying Get live! At last, the long-awaited new single... ...Flying Get is now on sale!! Tonight we will show the AKBingo special formation of this single live in the studio. Gira gira youshanai taiyou ga the sparkling, relentless sun Tsuyobi de teritsukeru on the beach shines down on the beach with maximum heat Unubore ondo wa kyuujoushou the conceited temperature is suddenly rising Ochitsukanai no wa manatsu no saga da ne it's the mid-summer's nature to get fired up Futari me ga aeba when our eyes meet Nazeka sorasu no ni for some reason you look away Boku wo mata sugu miru but then you immediately look at me again Kimitte moshikashite moshikashite could this mean... could this mean you... Furaingu getto boku wa hitoashi saki ni FLYING GET I'm one step ahead Kimi no kimochi imasugu te ni ireyou ka should I go ahead and grasp your feelings now? Furaingu getto nanika iwareru mae ni FLYING GET before you say anything Kokoro no uchi bibitto kanjiru mama ni while you still feel the nervousness in your heart Suki dakara rabu furage because I love you LOVE FLY GET Furaingu getto boku wa hitoashi saki ni FLYING GET I'm one step ahead Kimi no kimochi imasugu te ni ireyou ka should I go ahead and grasp your feelings now? Furaingu getto nanika iwareru mae ni FLYING GET before you say anything Kokoro no uchi bibitto kanjiru mama ni while you still feel the nervousness in your heart Dare to ite mo (dare to ite mo) no matter who you’re with (no matter who you’re with) Hohoemi kata de (hohoemi kata de) I can tell by your smile (I can tell by your smile) Kimi ga boku ni koi wo koi wo shiteru no wa teppan it’s obvious that you’re in love, in love with me Furaingu getto dakara dare yori hayaku FLYING GET that's why before anyone else Kimi no haato no subete boku no mono I'll make your heart completely mine Suki dakara rabu furage! because I love you LOVE FLY GET Na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na After this, Tanpopo Shiratori's honest confession. Shiratori, what's your opinion on tonight's show? By experiencing more love relationships, they should be able to understand girls better. How many past relationships have you had? -We want to hear. Zero! This program was brought to you by:

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