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HUNGOVER and RUSHED!! (re-upload)

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-What's happenin', forum? I'm on f--king vacation, that's what happening, so let's get this video over with. Yeah I know, this video will be half-assed but feel free to troll me about it. Otherwise, shut the hell up and watch this video of a lamb looking for its owner. -Where's Bee? Where's Bee? Bee? Where's Bee? -It's like one of those bad Scooby-Doo chase scenes. Honestly, if that lamb is looking for a woman, I don't know why he didn't check the kitchen first. Ha-ha, sexism is funny. Let's look at it one more time. The lamb is adorable, it's cute, it's amazing, it's wonderful, it's a lamb running through a hallway, it's the best f--king video on the Internet, let's move on. So someone sent me this video that FailBlog had covered. It's a video of this Lion King toy thing. [enchanting music plays] [funky music plays] While you might consider this toy funny, I think this is how AIDS got started. Ha-ha deadly diseases are funny. No I mean, seriously, what the hell is he doing here? Eww, surprise butt sex, what? What is he, a Catholic priest? I kid the religious child molesters. Oh wait, I don't. Touching kids is funny. And while this video is amusing, it's twice as amusing because of the music that FailBlog or whoever added. [funky music plays] That track is straight from your dad's porn collection. Seriously though, this video is great. It's amazing, it's funny, it's a monkey anally raping a lion cub. It's the best f--king video on the Internet, let's move on. Now this last video blew up this week and it was recorded off of a popular site called Chatroulette. Now Chatroulette allows you to video chat with guys anonymously. So the video's of this guy who does a little piano improv every time he meets someone new. [piano playing] -♪ Reclining dude in a white tank top ♪ ♪ Leaning his head on his hand ♪ ♪ Semi-Italian lookin' ♪ ♪ Just like his parents had planned ♪ -Now I love this guy because what he's doing is he's making Chatroulette interesting. Because when I Chatroulette, it's usually a sausage fest. And by sausage fest, I mean it's 100 guys trying to show me their junk. What is it about anonymous chat which makes people go, "Hey, nice to meet you. Wanna see my penis?" Which is funny, 'cause that's the same line I use to catch approach at the club. Ha-ha, sexual harassment is funny. Anyway, back to this piano chat improv guy. -♪ She raised her eyebrows in surprise ♪ ♪ Her friend had shades on ♪ ♪ So you couldn't see her eyes ♪ ♪ 3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3 ♪ ♪ Motherf--kin' 3 ♪ ♪ This girl is serious about the number 3 ♪ ♪ Whatever you say to her ♪ ♪ She's gonna make hearts with her hand ♪ ♪ Just like I planned ♪ -Now I'm really glad this video is viral and got around 800,000 hits this week or so. 'Cause the guy's not only hilarious, he's legitly good at piano. -Request a song. -Uhm...I request "Fireflies". [playing "Fireflies" by Owl City] -Well done, Piano Chat Improv Guy. A link to the full video in the info bar. Go watch the whole thing, it's great, it's totally worth it. It's amazing, it's wonderful, it's a guy playing a f--king piano on the Internet. Now let's move on to the comment question of the day, which comes from a user named-- what the hell is her name? Whatever, I'll subtitle it over here, and she said... -Hey Ray, my comment question of the day is what's your favorite flavor? -So you heard her. What's your favorite flavor? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. Wanna see my penis? So tell me forum, why? [Ray singing Doin' Your Mom rapidly] Captioned by SpongeSebastian F--king s--t, I'm out of breath. -Like no, don't-- God, get out of my frame. That's a huge bitch. Ah! -Hey? -What? -How many kids [?] does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -I don't know, how many? -Wanna go ride bikes? -Jesus. You see what I put up with?

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Duration: 4 minutes and 8 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 233
Posted by: spongesebastian on Feb 2, 2011

Equals Three with RayWilliamJohnson.

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