Policeman vs Fireman
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I get shot at, I'm not going to lie to you.
I get laid.
Stay in School.
Are you f***king kidding me?
All I could hear were the screams.
All I could hear was the screaming.
Without even thinking, I went back in.
I jumped in and took the punch.
I never even got a thank you.
The little girl gave me a hug.
Part of the job. It's all good.
Heh. It's part of the job sometimes, you know.
Afterwards, me and the boys went out for a drink.
When I got home, my wife had left me.
I pulled a train with three waitresses.
Don't do drugs.
F**K!!!
F**k! F**k! F**k!