Watch videos with subtitles in your language, upload your videos, create your own subtitles! Click here to learn more on "how to Dotsub"

Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)

0 (0 Likes / 0 Dislikes)
(woman) Writers - does anybody have an idea for a story? (guy) How about this time travel ad? Guy writes a classified that reads, "Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke." "You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons." "Safety not guaranteed. I've only done this once before." I want to find this guy, and see if maybe he believes in this stuff. I don't know, I think it could be funny. You want to do it? Can I get a couple of interns, help me with research? I'll do it. Me too, please. Me. Alright, give me the lesbian and the Indian, and I got a story. What did you get? (girl) I got his name, where he works. What makes you think he won't slam the door on my face too? Probably none of the other people were beautiful girls. Easy Arnau. Do you sell guns here? Something sexy and affordable, with killing power. Is there a pest problem? Well, if your ad had been written properly, I may have a better idea of what I need. I hope you worked harder on your calibrations. My calibrations are flippin' pinpoint, okay? You ever face certain death? If it was so certain, I wouldn't be here, would I? I think you're ready for the next step - some basic training. I think I'm gettting better than you. Let's not get ahead of yourself here, okay? I'm certain I'm being recorded, I'm certain I'm being followed. What's wrong with this guy? What makes you think there's something wrong with him? (writer) Because he thinks he can go back in time. What are you going back for? (traveller) The mission has to do with regret, mistakes. No matter how tempting it will be, we're never, ever going to say, "Hey, leave your Star Wars figurines in the box, because they'll be worth, like, hundreds more." (girl) So, Kenneth. Why are you looking for a partner? (Kenneth) The world is mostly full of jackholes. (writer) Take these creepy glasses off, and put these on ya. That dude right there crushes chicks. (Kenneth) I believe that there are purists out there, and that's why I put that ad in the paper. I think you're ready. I trust you. You should. (girl) There are people following him. There are really people following him. (writer) This is intense. (girl) We're going 15 miles an hour. You come to that launch site, you take my hand, and I'll show you who can't time travel. What's your story about? I don't know anymore, actually. (Kenneth) It's my hope, that if you're watching this video, something incredible has happened. [Captions by]

Video Details

Duration: 2 minutes and 31 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 338
Posted by: ccwebguy on May 28, 2012


Caption and Translate

    Sign In/Register for Dotsub to translate this video.