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I'M BACK!!

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-What’s up guys? You know I’m so excited to be back in town, in front of my Watchman wall, almost excited enough to do a belly dance! Oh, keep watching she ain’t done. Oh, poor Princess Jasmine, no, it sucks that she fell, but she needed an excuse to take down those ugly ass green curtains. Am I right? Anyone, hi-five! No? No, but someone just sent me this video yesterday, it's about 10 months old and it about 45,000 views. But for some reason I suspect that this isn’t the original and the original is somewhere and it's got a s--t-ton of views. Cause her busting her ass like that is way to funny for it too have 45,000 views. Another thing people are saying that this video is fake, that she faked it all, for the fame, or for the popularity and I don’t think so, I mean, I mean, it could be fake, but why would someone fake something like that, what’s the point, what are you gonna get popular on the internet or something? I mean what kind of loser makes videos to be popular on the internet? No one with any kind of dignity would do that. [nervous chuckle] Now, guys, we haven’t done a cat video in a long time. Why is that? "Maybe cause they suck." What! Cat videos don’t suck. "You're just so [bleep] handsome Ray!" Ah, come on guys oh, start. No, this cat video is a little different 'cause this kitteh doesn’t want to be a kitteh! Come on, he put the bunny ears on, tell me that’s not awesome! I know you and I know you saw it, and you were like, ah man that’s like cat man, [bleep] that cat, oh, it's a bunny! teeh teeh. But, no that video go over 300,000 views in a week, and rightly so, 'cause it's awesome. I mean, look at it, he’s all like [bleep] the establishment, I’m a bunny! And of course, that face she makes after-wards is great to, look it, looks like she smoked a pound of weed, huh? [as Towelie]: Do you wanna get high? Don’t forget to bring a towel. So I gotta confess something about this video: it's sort of fake, so what the person did is that they reversed the footage so it looks like the cat is putting the hood on, instead of taking it off. I know, I was disappointed too, it was such an amazing video, but I’ll let it slide cause it's still pretty cool. Alright guys, so you have all probably seen this video by now, 'cause it's everywhere, it's go over 9 million views, just this week. Gee-Zus! Alright! Here we go, it's footage of a College Basketball Game that looks like someone recorded it from their TV. This dude here is about to shot his free throw. And watch what happens to the ball. Yeah, that was it, that's got everybody freaking out and searching for this video, that ball, just sat up there, for like days, it’s just waiting for the party to start. Now in all seriousness, how the [bleep] did that ball stay up there like that? Was it a glitch in the matrix? Was it some sort of wizardry or magic of some [bleep], you can’t use wizardry and magic in Collegiate Basketball! You better take your ass and play Quidditch. And you know, I really like the guy down here, who waves it in, and it [beep]in works, you know cause he’s a Jedi! And I also think it's worth acknowledging that they cut over to this homeless Superman over here in the crowd, twice. I don’t know that dude is, but he’s hilarious. No, you can’t have homeless super heroes at your basketball game, you better take your ass back to Krypton. Krypton, anyone, hi-five? No, still, nothing? Alright! On the Krypton joke, I’m just gonna go out and say, ah, the comment question of the day which comes from a user named bing! And she said: -Hey, Ray! My comment question of the day is: “Where was your first kiss?” That’s a good one, where was your first kiss? And don’t say anything dumb like: “My first kiss was on my junk”. You know, be more creative than that! And, leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section below, or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today’s episode of Equals Three, I’m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message. So tell me guys, why does the Cool-Aid man say: “Oh Yeah”? [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian -You wanna get high, don’t forget to bring a towel.

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Duration: 4 minutes and 34 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 179
Posted by: spongesebastian on Jan 2, 2011

Equals Three with RayWilliamJohnson.

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