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Life of Brian The Haggle

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How much? Quick! What? It's for the wife. Oh. Twenty shekels. Right. What? There you are. Wait a minute. What? We're supposed to haggle. No, no - I've got to get...What do you mean "no, no, no"? I haven't got time — I've got... Well, give it back, then. No, no, no. I've just paid you! Burt! Yeah? This bloke won't haggle. Won't haggle?! All right. Do we have to...? Now look... I want twenty for that... I've just gave you twenty... Now you're telling me that's not worth twenty shekels? No. Look at it, feel the quality, that's none of your goat. All right, I'll give you nineteen then. No, no, no, come on, do it properly! What? Haggle properly! This isn't worth nineteen? Well, you just said it was worth twenty! Oh, dear, oh, dear! Come on, haggle! Uh, all right, I'll give you ten. That's more like it! Ten? Are you trying to insult me? Me, with a poor dying grandmother? Ten!? All right, I'll give you eleven! Now you're getting it. Eleven?! Did I hear you right? Eleven!? This cost me twelve, you want to ruin me? Seventeen? No, no, no, no, seventeen! Eighteen? No, no, You've got to fourteen now. All right, I'll give you fourteen. Fourteen!? Are you joking? That's what you told me to say! Oh, dear... Oh, tell me what to say, please! Offer me fourteen. I'll give you fourteen. He's offering me fourteen for this! Fifteen! Seventeen. My last word, I won't take a penny less, or strike me dead Sixteen! Done! Nice to do business with you. Mhm. Tell you what: I'll throw you in this as well. I don't want it, but thanks. Burt! Yeah? All right, all right, all right.

Video Details

Duration: 2 minutes and 6 seconds
Country: United Kingdom
Language: English
Genre: None
Producer: Monty Python
Director: Monty Phyton
Views: 436
Posted by: annakatzen on Nov 2, 2011

A scene from Monty Python's film Life of Brian where they haggle about the price of a fake beard.

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