Canibus - Shove This Jay-Oh-Bee

Yo! 6 o'clock every morning, you waking up yawning to the sound of your alarm clock alarming. About an hour from now, you should be at your place of employment, which is annoying because it's so boring. Your co-workers are talking too loud for you to ignore them. It affects your occupational performance. You wonder why your work load is so enormous. Because your boss just laid off three quarters of the whole office. People get depressed. They get ulcers from the stress that the corporate environment causes. Regardless of how you ultimately want to solve this, seems to me like you've got one of four choices. You could take a new job offer for more chips. Stick it out a little longer or forfeit. But my advice to anybody that wants to quit, it'll feel much better if you say it like this.

Take this job and shove it. I ain't working here no more. Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it. If your boss is an S-O-B, tell him to S-H-O-V-E the J-O-B.

Put your middle finger up slowly. Put it close enough to his face so he can examine it closely. Say, "I ain't working here no more. Who do you think you are?" Rip your apron off. Throw it on the floor. Run to the door to the payphone. Make a toll-free call. Tell your spouse what happened and where you are, so they can come and get you in the car later on and help you search for a new 9 to 5 job. If the unemployment line ain't that long, you can take your time printing out W9 forms. Eventually, you'll get on if you try hard enough, and you'll get money if you keep punching your time card enough. Maybe you hate it. Maybe you love it. But if you hate it all you got to do is get mad and tell the boss to

Take this job and shove it. I ain't working here no more. Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it.

Yo! Some occupations are like slave gigs. The boss's favorites get placed in something spacious while the most hated get placed in some small cubicle spaces or get thrown down in the basement. Get your stapler confiscated. You constantly waiting for a paycheck. Twelve months passed by and you still ain't get paid yet. Here's a optimistic motto: If you ever late for today, you could say you early for tomorrow. Most 9 to 5s are hard because the description in the job ain't no picnic in the park. People get hired. Drink coffee to stay wired, so they don't get tired, sleep late, and get fired.

You came in late. You already ate. Now you want to take a lunch break?!

Ay yo, busted! Ain't no need to discuss it. Just take this job and shove it right between your buttocks. Take this job and shove it. I ain't working here no more.

Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it. Take this job and shove it. I ain't working here no more. Canibus and the Biz. It's coming from Canibus and the Biz. From, from Canibus and the Biz.