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Drunkest Man Evar!

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-What's happenin', forum? A dude getting his ass whipped by his own skateboard. That's what's happenin'. -Oww! -That looked like it hurt... real bad. Which strangely enough makes the video that much funnier. No, I'm kidding, but I imagine those trucks to the head, pretty sure that didn't tickle. -Son of a mother duck. -But that's not even the funny part. The funny part is when you play the video in slow-motion, he sounds like the Incredible Hulk. -[groaning in slow motion] -Am I wrong? He kind of sounds like him, doesn't he? All right, next video, and I couldn't not talk about this. It got like, 1.2 million views in two days. And I guess it's been on the news and Perez Hilton gave it a push on his website. So there's these four Filipino guys watching the Miss Universe pageant, now these guys have a sort of less-than-heterosexual response when their contestant's name gets called. -And the top 15 is for the Philippines! [all screaming] -You know, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that they're a little excited. Yeah, they're f--king excited. I even paused the video at one point, and look how much air this dude got. What is he, like hanging from a light fixture? But if they're happy, I'm happy for them. I honestly didn't even know beauty pageants were still going on, like I literally forgot they existed. Oh, but not only do they exist, they have some dedicated fans in the Philippines who like lose their s--t watching this pageant. [screaming in slow motion] See, and I can already hear you trolls talking about... "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" Yeah, yeah, I know. "Fake and gay." All right, I know, yeah. "Fake, gay, false, and Photoshop'd." It's not funny. "Fake, gay, bi, homosexual, and queer... and has sex with men." All right, shut up troll. You don't know anything about these guys. Who cares if they're gay? You don't even know if they're gay. Except for this dude. This dude's pretty gay. No, but I mean, great reaction, great video. All right, last video. And it seems like we've reviewed a video like this before. Now, the person who sent this video to me described it as "drunk vs. hill". And in this epic battle, I'm pretty sure the hill wins. [You and Me Song by the Wannadies playing on radio] Oh, my God. I could watch that guy for hours. And when I first saw it, I was literally laughing so hard, that I was like, crying... mainly 'cause I know that will be me in ten years. Like, six months. And that music on the radio adds a nice little soundtrack to his struggle, doesn't it? [music continues] Now, is he drunk or is he high on something? If he is drunk, then that is a true alcoholic. Did you guys notice that it's like 4:00 in the afternoon? You know, with alcoholism one of the first steps to recovery is admitting that you can't make it up a f--king hill? All right, so this video got like 200,000 views. And they put it out like a month ago, and I bet you to this day, this guy is still wandering around trying to find his damn house. I'm not even sure how the guy filming this kept his composure. Man, I would've got out of the car and got in his face like, "Ha, you drunk!" I mean, what's he gonna do? He can't kick your ass. He can't even make it up the f--king hill. You know, this should seriously be an event for the alcoholic Olympics. You place bets on a guy and when he makes it up a hill, you're like... [screaming in slow motion] No, I don't know. Awesome video for sure. But you know what else is awesome? The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bing!, and he said... -If life was a song Then what would the title be -All right, that's a good one. So if your life were a song, what would the title be? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me forum, whatcha got thur? [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian [all squealing]

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Duration: 5 minutes and 28 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 196
Posted by: spongesebastian on Aug 31, 2010

Equals Three with RayWilliamJohnson.

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