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The Love Guru (2008)

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(narrator) In a time when the world is searching for enlightenment, one man... I am his holiness, the Guru Pitka. [bell sounds with his raised eyebrow] My goal is to get you to to say, "Gee, oU aRe yoU". [laughter] TM. (narrator) in a position to help. [Indian music plays] [scratching] It's my time to shine! (narrator) On June 20th, (man) Take a look at this - The Toronto MapleLeafs will pay you two million dollars, if you can get Darrin Roanoake back with his wife, in time to win the Stanley Cup. (Guru) Give me a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle. Tickle Tickle [giggles] (narrator) The second best guru in India is coming to America. How do you do? Shrimp? What did you call me? I'm sorry, I didn't catch your gnome- name. You are a midget. Ain't no connection between my hockey and my love life. [aaaaa] You are not allowed to fight anyone for any reason. What the hell are you doing? Was that upsetting? Looks like I'm going to have to shove these love beads someplace special. (Guru) Nice hat. I had a hat like that once. Then my mom got a job. [laughter] Aaaaa [breaking glass] (narrator) from Paramount Pictures, Rashisha, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy. because alligators are snappy, and at the same time I want it prompt. [bell rings when he smiles] (narrator) Mike Meyers... ♪ Saying I love you ♪ (narrator)...Jessica Alba... [metallic ringing] So, Jane - boyfriend? (Jane) Nope. Girlfriend? Well I mean there was one time in college... Really? [metallic bell sound] (Jane) What was that? I didn't hear anything. (narrator)...Justin Timberlake... Did someone order the special K pizza? Eh? You know, like in the porno? Looks like he's smuggling a schnauzer. I'd like to thank the academy - wow, these things are heavy. Put me down, Jackass! Okay. [Captions by]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 28 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
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