Annoying Orange: Rap-berry

-Now come on, Red. You can't be serious. -No, not this time, Jim. There's a great big beautiful world out there and I want to be a part of it. -I'm telling you, Red, there's nothing outside the pack but danger. -Skip it, Jim! I've got my eyes on the future now. -Don't you get it, Red? You're doomed! Doomed! -[sighs] Doomed. What does he know? -(Orange) Hey! Hey, Maid Marian Berry. -Huh? What was that? -Where's Robin Hood? [laughs] -Oh... oh no! Oh, God. This is not happening. This is not happening. -Hey! Hey, Crazy Berry! Why are you talking to yourself? -Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me! -Um... you don't look too good, Crazy Berry. -Hey, who's the new guy? -New guy? No, I'm not the new guy. I'm just passing through. -Wow, how do you hitchhike without thumbs? [laughs] -Tell me you're not a pear. You're just a misshapen apple. Right, right? -Dude, what's your problem? -My problem? I'm in the freakin' kitchen. What do you think, I'm an idiot? -Umm... -Everybody knows about the kitchen. There's this orange and he's totally annoying... -Hmm, I wonder who he's talking about. -...and he hangs out with this dopey pear... -Hey! -...and a bunch of other fruits. -And marshmallows. -And if you wind up on the wrong side of the counter, you get knifed. -Come on, man. I'm sure you're gonna be fine. -Yeah, not all the new foods get knifed. -Really? -Yeah, some get blended, some get smashed... -Oh, this is so bad. -Oh hey, remember Kiwi? He exploded. -Well, he did have a short fuse. [both laugh] -I'm going to die. I'm going to die. -No, there's gotta be a way. Hey, do you have any talents? Maybe if you can do something really cool, you won't get knifed. -Like what? -Ooh-ooh, I know. Can you touch your eyeball with your tongue? Like this. [grunting] -Uh... -[grunts] You're not trying. [both grunting] You're not trying! -[muffled]: It's as far as it goes. -Okay, okay, that's not working. We need something else. Umm... ooh, I know. You should jump through the fiery hoops of freedom. -Ooh, yeah. That always works for Grandpa Lemon. -Time to kick the tires and light the fires. Geronimo! [snores] -Are you crazy? I'm not doing that. I'm a freakin' raspberry. -Rap-berry? I didn't know you were a rap-berry. -No, I'm a raspberry, with an S. -Hey, hey Rap-berry! -Stop it! Stop talking to me! -Hey, Rap-berry, hey! -What?! -[imitates record scratching] -What? W-what was that? -[starts beatboxing bass beat] -What are you doing? -[continues beatboxing] [funky music begins] -He's right, my friend. It's the only way. It's the only way you're gonna get out of here alive. Are you ready? Let's do this! -♪ I was hungry for adventure ♪ ♪ So I came into the kitchen ♪ ♪ Chasin' down a dream ♪ ♪ Like a berry on a mission ♪ ♪ Now I got trouble ♪ ♪ Not a little but a lot ♪ ♪ Trying to save my life ♪ ♪ On the choppin' block ♪ -♪ Yo, your rhymes are colder ♪ ♪ Than a frigid Snapple ♪ -♪ And you're even smaller ♪ ♪ Than Midget Apple ♪ -♪ Hey watch it buddy ♪ ♪ I don't need no scorn ♪ -♪ Do you think this saddle ♪ ♪ Fits a unicorn? ♪ -♪ Oh, that knife be crazy ♪ ♪ That knife be sharp ♪ ♪ If I stop for a second ♪ ♪ I'll be playin' a harp ♪ ♪ To stay alive ♪ ♪ I gotta prove I'm gifted ♪ ♪ Hit the floor ♪ ♪ 'For the knife gets lifted! ♪ -Yeah! -Yeah! Rap-berry! -That was fresh! -Whoomp, there it is! -I...I never...I never knew I could do that. This is amazing! -There's no way you're gonna get knifed now. -You know, I learned a lot about myself today. I learned a lot about life, but most importantly, I learned that before you can be true to anyone else, you gotta be true to yourself. I love you guys! [splat!] -(others) Whoa! -Hey there. You folks seen any other berries around here? Captioned by SpongeSebastian