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SpongeBob Square Pants in China

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-Are you ready, kids? -Aye aye, honorable chairman. -I can't hear you. -Aye aye! -Oh... -Who lives in a ... on the sea floor -SpongeBob SquarePants! -Who loves his brainwashing and always want more -SpongeBob SquarePants! -If strong Chinese army be something you wish -SpongeBob SquarePants! -Then stop asking questions and get back to work! -Ah! What a wonderful Sunday morning in my glorious people's Republic. Better check my mandatory government calendar. I wonder what I get to do today. Oh, goodie! I get to go to work again! Good morning, tanks! Good morning, Great Wall! Good morning, more tanks! Greetings, Patrick! You'd better get moving if you are to get to the factory on time. -I'm not going to work today. -Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu... what? -I have decided to take the day off. -Day off? You must be pulling my leg. Stop making humor before someone sees you, fool. -You are fool. I have used Google to learn about Western customs of leisure time, toilet break, and actually being paid. -Hmm? -(laughs nervously) I did not find those things when I searched Chinese Google. Use your head. Only through soul-crushing labor can we provide the West with affordable products like Nike shoes, electronic dart board, dirt bike, sock puppet, hilarious rubber dog poop, Gap clothing, leather handbags, computer chips, American flags, baseballs, and everything at Wal-Mart! -But Comrade SquarePants, don't you dream of a world where we can actually afford to buy the hilarious rubber dog poop we make? -Hmm! -Oh no! And now you're having dreams too? -I'm just trying to exercise my freedom of speech. -Oh, I wish you hadn't said that. (army clamoring) -Oh... fishsticks. Captioned by SpongeSebastian for CaptVids.com

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Duration: 2 minutes and 15 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Animated
Producer: boomchicago
Director: boomchicago
Views: 902
Posted by: spongesebastian on Mar 28, 2010

But what changes will the Chinese government demand? (Captioned by Sebastian for CaptVids.com)

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