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Ted (2012)

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(narrator) It has been said that magic vanished from our world a long time ago.

But if there's one thing you can be sure of...

(boy) I wish you could really talk to me.

(narrator)'s that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish.

(Ted) You're my best friend, John.

(Ted, cute voice) I love you. (narrator) But eventually, everyone grows up. ♪ [Courtship of Eddie's Father theme song] ♪ People let me tell you my best friend ♪ ♪ He's a warm hearted person...♪

(John) I'm takin' Laura to dinner. You don't think she's gonna be expecting something big, do you? (Ted) It's been 4 years, Johnny. You and me been together for 27 years.

Where's my ring? Eh? Where's my ring? Put it on my fuzzy finger. Wheres' my ring? Come on. (John) Knock it off. (Ted) I'm just sayin'. [crunch, car alarm] That's my bad. I was sending a tweet. John! Hi Thomas. How are ya? [scraping, crunching] [car alarm] ♪ People let me tell ya 'bout him he's so much fun ♪ (Laurie) Baby, please ask Ted to move out, so we can move on with our lives. I'm not that psyched to just like kick him out. Oh. (Ted) Laurie! Hey, you're home early. Who are these girls? Oh, where are my manners. Laurie, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Cherene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I swear god, her name is Sauvignon Blanc. Show her your Chevron card. (John) Ted. You gotta move out. I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise. Bring it in, ya bastard, come on. (Ted, with cute voice) I love you. Sorry, that's the... (John) The old... (Ted) Yea yea yea. (John) I know, I know. (Ted) I met a girl. Nice! (Ted) She's a cashier. You know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzy. [beep - beep - beep] ♪ How you like me now ♪ (Ted) Down here. I'm not looking up your towel, swear to god. I'm not looking at your funny business. (John) Sometimes I think back to that Christmas morning when I was 8 years old - I wish I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin. ♪ How you like me now ♪ ♪ How you like me now ♪ ♪ How you like me now ♪ ♪ How you like me now ♪ [Johnny crying] (Ted) Why are you crying? (John) My junk got squished by the TV. (Ted) I look stupid. (John) No you don't. You look dapper. John, I look like something you give to your kid, when you tell 'em grandma died. [Captions by]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 31 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 3,503
Posted by: ccwebguy on Jun 18, 2012


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