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In high school, I allegedly hooked up in the back of her van
and my mom heard that
The van at that point, like 2012
hadn't run in a year, she had a new car already
When I went home for Christmas,
the van was sitting in the driveway
My mom like, wants me to know
that I know that she knows
so she took the back seat out, and put it in my room
in case there was any confusion that she knew
but didn't act like anything was wrong
I come back for Easter, same thing
the car is still there
It was weird, you have a new car.
this one doesn't run
I know that you know what happened
But then I went back, a couple weeks ago
and the car wasn't there anymore
my dad told me that my mom stores the car in storage
and brings it out when she knows I'm coming home