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Crazy Stupid Love (2011)

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(woman) 25 years of marriage, you have nothing to say? I'll just say it. I slept with someone. (man) If you keep talking, I'm going to get out of the car. (woman) ...but I think the fact that I did it shows how broken we are,... (man) Okay... (woman) much, really ...Oh my god! Cal! You're getting a divorce? (Cal) Yup. (man) Amy heard you crying in the bathroom.We all thought it was cancer. (Cal) Oh. (man) Thank god, man! (Cal) It's just my relationship. Hi. Can I buy you a drink? (woman #1) Uh-huh! (man) Let's get out of here. (man) Want to get out of here? (man) What are you doing later? (woman #3) I don't know (man) I do. (man) There are lots of women in this bar, but I can't take my eyes off of you. (woman #4) It's time to go home. (man) Well, that's forward of you, but okay. Should I pull the car around? Have you been drinking? I'll drive. (Cal) Hey, ladies man guy. Got any tips of the trade? (guy) Your wife cheated on you, because you lost sight of who you are as a man. Take that straw out of your mouth. Looks like you're suckin' on a... [cough] Okay. (guy) You're sitting there with a Supercut's haircut, and you're wearing a 44 when you should be wearing a 42 regular. Credit card. [velcro scratching] Where are your wallets? (guy) Would you sleep with him? Jeez, god. Yeah, probably. You would? (guy) You got to take control of your manhood. Can you put on some clothes, please? I'm sorry, is this bothering you? Beautiful. ♪ Lookin' at, lookin' at, lookin' at me ♪ Hmmm. Mmm. What do you want to do with me? I want to show you off to my ex-wife and make her really jealous. [screams] [muffled] Oh man. (guy) I met a girl and she is a game-changer. (boy) She's you're soulmate, right? Go get her back. Wow. How old are you? (guy) I'm in love with her. And I don't know what to do about it. ♪ Our hopes and expectations ♪ I don't know when you and I stopped being us. You know when I told you that I had to work late, I really went to see the Twilight movie by myself. And it was so bad. I should have fought for you. [happy scream] Take off your shirt. Why? Will you take off your shirt? Seriously? It's like you're photoshopped! [Captions by]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 31 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 2,566
Posted by: ccwebguy on Apr 15, 2011

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