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Motherhood

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[horns honking] Hey! You're son nearly crushed my kid. He's a whole lot bigger. (other woman) Are you saying my son's overweight? It's glandular! (girl) Mom? Lucas wants the nipple. Nipple. The milk truck has left the station. (woman) Wow, you're a stay at home mom. Nobody in this city would admit to that. No, no - honey, Lucas is here, didn't you notice? [snoring] It's my birthday tomorrow. I'm going to have triple layer cake, and purple frosting! You are brave. How so? Just to live as you do, you know - the stairs, the children, the car, the dog. [dog whines] You've no idea how lucky you are to be married to a consummate multitasker Are you wearing your nightgown? I'm submitting a piece to a parenting magazine Just write 500 words about what motherhood means to me. I mean, there is something validating about having a real job. (Woman with english accent) Particularly one that pays for the child care required to do it. Do you think this is the, uh, the best use of your creative energy? (man) Oh so you used to be a writer too? It's just - you know - when you have kids, (husband) I want to know what makes you want to live a life with passion. (narrator) This fall, (mom) Her name is Clara, not Clar-ra. It's you own fault - You gave her an "Edna" name. A what? Lesbian librarian names. (narrator) ...comes a comedy about finding who you are... Don't "ma'am" me! I may be technically old enough to be your mother, (narrator) ...and holding on to what you love. Motherhood is about accepting things that you cannot control - can't you see how heartbreaking that fact is? Academy Award Nominee Uma Thurman I'm just trying to raise two kids in this God forsaken city that's a shadow of it's former self. What's with the hazmat suit? Oh, this? It's a UV protection robe. Kinda looks like a baby klansman. You urban mom's have no comprehension of your carbon footprint I'd like to shove my carbon footprint right up your.... [tires screech] [captions by captionwire.com]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 31 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 116
Posted by: ccwebguy on Feb 22, 2010

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