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-What's happenin' guys? You know, I was hoping to get off on a good start today, unlike these guys who didn't get off to a good start. [crowd groans] That was great, did you see that? That was like 8 fails for the price of one. My fail quota is definitely met. That means I don't have to put out another episode for like a week and a half. All right guys, that's it. See you in a week and a half. [Stalkin' Your Mom plays] No, I'm playing. I gotta admit though, that looked crazy painful. [crash!] And why didn't they start the race over? They were like, "Ah, f--k these kids, make them work for it." Now this video was funny enough to get a half million views in four days. It was featured on Attack of the Show and FailBlog. And I'm pretty sure at like 8 seconds, some guy yells the word "blow job" twice. -Blow job! Blow job! -This is neither the time nor the place sir. Or is it? And by the way, I swear to you, the guy controlling the gate did this on purpose, for the lulz. Now if only we could figure out a way to make this happen in NASCAR. Man if every kid were as cute as this little girl in this next video, then I wouldn't have to lie to my coworkers all the time. "Oh yeah, Bob, your kid's adorable." No but, this ten-month little girl is adorable. And what's even cuter than that is watching her try grapefruit. -Penny on grapefruit juice. [laughter] -Yeah, you know. I don't blame her. Grapefruit straight tastes like Pole Sol mixed with booty sweat. No but her reaction is rather priceless. See where she makes that sour Renee Zellweger face, has a little citrus seizure, and then falls over like a drunk old man. [boom!] In fact, I have that same reaction when I eat Arby's, which also happens to taste like Pine Sol and booty sweat. No but her cute reaction was adorable to land on Huffington Post and Fox News and get 350,000 views in ten days. And all I've got to say is, "Slow down, little girl." There'll be plenty of time later in life to consume substances to the point where you fall back and pass out. -[indisctinct] ...whatever. -Yeah, it's called college. You know, I don't think I've ever reviewed a video like this before. It's like an old video from the '70s or '80s and they're documenting some experiment they did with cats. Now everyone knows cats always land on their feet. -Cats, when dropped under normal conditions will invariably rotate their bodies longitudinally in midair and land on their feet. Yeah, right? Nothing new. But what this experiment does is it takes cats and it puts them in zero gravity. -This automatic reflex action is almost completely lost under weightlessness. -What the hell man? I mean, that's sort of hilarious, but what the f--k kind of scientific experiment was that? Seriously, what conclusion were they hoping to draw? That cats freak the f--k out when yoiu take away their gravity? [cat screeches] Really,. this doesn't seem scientifically valid at all. This seems like one of those redneck experiments where they film themselves doing something stupid. "So what is it you do at NASA sir? You coordinate the orbit of satellites?" "Oh no, no. I f--k with cats all day. Come on, let me show you. Here, hold my beer." And come on, was it really necessary for the guy to give the cat a little boot here. [man yells, crash!] This ain't hacky-sack, you freaking stoner. So yeah, this video does seem a little cruel by today's standards, but I guess it was interesting enough to get 150,000 views in five days. I guess you half to get a time machine if you want to get out and bust those guys for animal cruelty. Or you know, maybe this isn't a scientific experiment at all. Maybe it's Inception, and they forgot that a dream-within-a-dream is just too f--king unstable. But you know what else is unstable? Giving a cat a bath. I mean, seriously have you ever tried that s--t? For the record, I would much rather send them into outer space than try to wash their ass. No but what's also unstable is the comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bam!, and she said... -Hey Ray. My comment question of the day is What's your flava Tell me what's your flava, flava -So, you heard her. What's yo flava, tell me what's yo flava So tell me your flavor is and leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments sections below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me guys, what would you do to join the dark side? [Stalkin' Your Mom playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian -Aahhh!

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Duration: 5 minutes and 23 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 432
Posted by: spongesebastian on Jan 19, 2011

Equals Three with RayWilliamJohnson.

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