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Identity Thief (2013)

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[beeping] [beeping] When that comes up we gotta cut the card. Swipe it one more time. Nothing wrong with that card. I got to cut the card. Don't cut the card! Put the scissors down. Go pay your bills, Randy. It's Sandy. Sandy? Es tu nombre.. (continues with high voice) I bet that was hurtful, wasn't it. [sirens] Mr Patterson. You missed your court date in Florida, three days ago. I've never even been to Florida. Pull a mug shot. This is the criminal who stole your identity. Ooof. Boy, he's, uh, ... Is that a woman? Sandy Bigelow - Patterson. ♪ Every day I'm hustlin', hustlin', hustlin' ♪ What do you do now? You go down, you go get her? Oh no. She'd have to be standing right here to do you any good. That's the new standard of police work? What if I go down there to Florida, and bring her back here? You would have to clear my name, right? Daddy, the TV's broken. I know. I am going to fix it. That's why I have to go on this trip. This is crazy. You don't chase criminals. I can handle her. She's like a hobbit. I'm going after Bilbo. Gotcha. Sandy Bigelow Patterson? We can do it the hard way, or the easy way. I'd like to pick the easy way. Do you enjoy that? You're fighting it. You fight like a girl, Sandy. I love that guitar! I'm going to sue you. That was not the easy way. (latino woman) You steal money from Paulo! Come with me to Denver, and I won't press charges. You're gonna love it. There's nobody shooting at you there. You got nothin'. Hey. I can do this all day with you. Are you Kenyan? Everything okay? Still on course honey. We gotta go. I'm gonna tell you what's going on. Sandy here likes to watch. Oh no-no-no-no. I can't let this woman out of my sight. [elephant trumpet] This is awesome. You're diabolical. Thanks. What are you, crazy? That's not a compliment. I know. ♪ I'm an outlaw ♪ You got hit by a car. Are you even human? The trick is to just relax your legs. Read it on WikiHow. How about some music? ♪ ..but I'd have to charge, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ♪ ♪... And I would walk 500 miles... ♪ ♪ ...down down down on my knees, now ♪ ♪ ooooh, barracuda ♪ Ow. You okay? ♪ Oooh baby you want me? ♪ [Captions by]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 33 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 1,721
Posted by: ccwebguy on Feb 4, 2013


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