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How Harry Potter Should Have Ended

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Welcome everyone to Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft. A place I assure you is safe for children and has absolutely no history that might threaten our entire existence. But, there is a huge killer snake downstairs.. And a giant vicious three-headed dog... And a tree that can kill you.. And man-sized spiders that can eat your face.. Thank you Professor Dumbledore, that will be all. As he was saying, welcome to--- These candles are dripping wax everywhere! Harry Potter, how it should have ended. That time turner is fantastic, Hermione! You should keep it forever! Alright. No really, its too valuable. You have to promise to keep it. Okay, I promise. Hermoine, something might conveniently destroy all the time-turners making that the last one! You've got to keep it! I promise I won't get rid of it! What the bloody hell are you two talking about?? I'm going to kill you, Harry Potter! I'm pointing my wand as hard as I can!! What is it gonna take, Tom?? You tried to kill me once as a baby and it didn't work. I'm going to destroy you!! We've beaten you like 4 or 5 times already and I just came back from the dead. Lalalala! I'm not listening, too busy about to kill you! You are insane and now we are about to kill your pet snake! I'm awesome! It's over! It's never over! Avada Kedav- OH! Ah, muggle weapons. Professor Snape, you're alive! Of course I'm alive, you twit. Professor Snape, you're alive! Of course I'm alive, you twit. But how? You died right in front of us.. Magic, duh! I'm a potions master and a double agent. Obviously I had a backup plan. I've been drinking honey badger anti-venom ever since I started hanging around that ridiculous snake. Honey badger just takes what it wants. And to think we've already established that I can heal bleeding injuries. Now, Mr. Potter if you will bring me your invisibility cloak and Miss Granger's time turner there is one more thing here I must do. Professor, you realize if you do this, you can't come back. I am well aware of the risk and consequence, Ms. Granger. You're gonna have to turn that thing at least 200,000 times, sir. Then you best not make me lose count. Eh, Mr. Weasley? No, sir. Good luck, sir. Goodbye, children. 1,2,3,4,5,6.... 262,000ish turns later. 262,029... 262,030... 262,031... Got it, got it! I can make animals do what I want without training 'em. I can make bad things happen to people, if I want. -I can make- Avada Kedavra!! -What the?? -HA, HA, HA!! What is this? Take that you dark lord! -Hahahah! -Why would you do that? Evidence removal! Who are you?? Oh, sorry about that... Just uh.. saving your life. In the future... As well as countless others... It's a long story. The end. No, I mean like a really long story. Like so long, if we wrote it all down it would take up at least 7 books! Or 8 movies! I'd like to introduce our new teacher for Defense Against the Dark Arts, Professor Gandalf... YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! Well, that's a little harsh. Classes haven't even started yet. Hey there, thanks for watching our short, we hope you liked it. Be sure to subscribe and don't forget to watch our other videos. Also we've got some good news. In between our monthly featured cartoons, we're gonna give you weekly videos. Deleted clips, behind the scenes, bonus shorts, any other goodies we can think of. Every thursday! So, don't forget to come back for that! It's really hard to see in these things. Well take off those silly glasses, then! I'm never taking off these glasses! See ya next Thursday!

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Duration: 5 minutes and 15 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
License: Dotsub - Standard License
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Posted by: rosechaser110 on Apr 19, 2015

How Harry Potter Should Have Ended

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