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Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012)

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(radio) The final mission to save mankind has failed. The 70 mile wide asteroid, known as "Matilda", is set to collide with Earth in exactly 3 weeks time, and we'll be bringing you our countdown to the end of days, along with all your classic rock favorites. (boss) So, feel free to wear your casual Friday clothing pretty much any day of the week, and if anyone wants to be CFO, [woman coughing/crying] Anyone? (woman) So, what are you doing with the rest of your life? Catching up on some me time, find God, maybe move around some chairs. (woman) Maybe I'll run into you at an orgy or something. That sounds nice. Listen, Elsa, you don't have to come next week or, ever, if you don't want to. It's okay. You're firing me? There's just no need. Forget it. See you next week, Mr. Dodge. (Dodge) I regret my entire life. (Elsa) Okay. (Dodge) Okay. Bye now. We should setup Dodge with Karen, don't you think? (Karen) It's everything I never wore. The sky is falling. I've been with a different girl every day. They don't care about diseases, or if you're gonna call 'em back, or are you related, you know? No, I don't. I don't. [crying] Hello? Are you okay? No! I'm never going to see my family again. Would you like to come in? I won't steal anything if you don't kill me. Agreed. Is that the girl? Is she the one that got away? Well, they all got away, but she was the first, yeah. Let's go find her. (Dodge) We need to go. Right now. If you drive me where I need to go, I can get you to your family. ♪ [Talking Heads - "Road to Nowhere"] ♪ We're on the road to nowhere ♪ ♪ Come on inside ♪ Hopefully, I'm getting my midlife crisis in, just under the wire. Hi, welcome to Friendly's, where everyone's your friend. (Penny) I can't believe you guys are still open. And do you know what? It's his birthday today. Why didn't you tell me that! Happy Birthday! Oh! Maybe we should go. We should go. ♪ We're on a road to nowhere ♪ [sirens] (Penny) Don't be serious. (Dodge) How fast were you going? Fifteen miles an hour over the speed limit. Given the [whistle], couldn't you find it in your heart to give my friend here, a fighting chance of being with the one he loves, before we all reach our untimely conclusion? No. [Captions by]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 32 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 1,354
Posted by: ccwebguy on Jun 3, 2012


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