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21 Jump Street

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(Jenko) Not-so-slim Shady? What's up dude? I haven't seen you since high school. Hey! Titty twister! (Schmidt) Stop! Stop! You're good at this, huh? Yeah. Test results, gentlemen. That's such bull. You're really good at this! Yeah. You wanna be friends? Yeah, dude. (Jenko) Get ready for a lifetime of being badasses. Oh, I am. (Jenko) I though this job would have more car chases, and explosions. You're dead. (Schmidt) Yours isn't loaded, right? (Jenko) Nah, that's not fun. (Schmidt) What's up, chief? (Jenko) Got our first bust! I got him! Yes! [two gunshots] (Chief) You forgot to read him his Miranda rights. Do you even know the Miranda rights? Look, it obviously starts with you have the right to..remain.. an attorney. Did you say you have the right to be an attorney? You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to. (Chief) We're reviving a cancelled undercover program from the 80's. (Jenko) Where do we report to? (Chief) Down on Jump Street. 21 Jump Street. (Captain) You are here because you some Justin Beiber Miley Cyrus lookin' mothers. You will be goin' in as undercover high school students. (Mr. Walters) You have exceptional muscle tone there, young man. When did you go through puberty? Like 7 or something? There's a new synthetic drug at Sagan High. The mission is find the supplier. (Jenko) I think the dealers are the popular kids. (Schmidt) We should throw a party. That would be the quickest way to get in with them. Let's go. (Captain) Don't give nobody no drugs. No alcohol. I promise you, we'll be super professional. ♪ All I do party, ha, ha, ha ♪ Take it here, so I know you're cool. Have fun. Are you guys on drugs? I don't like that. Put your tongue back in your mouth. There are a lot of things that make me wonder about you. Your taste in music, the fact that you look like a 40 year old, man. Let me check out your chest. Check out your tats. After what you pulled yesterday - There's no way you could be cops, right? Will you go to Prom with me? ♪ All I do is party, ha, ha, ha ♪ (Schmidt) That was a breeze. Oh, sh-- What? When did I get stabbed? That's awesome! [cheering] (Schmidt) Why do you always jump across the car like that? 'Cause it looks cool. You try. ugh. You okay? I think I crapped my pants. [Captions by]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 31 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 6,837
Posted by: ccwebguy on Mar 4, 2012


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