Bridesmaids (2011)
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♪
I'm engaged!
(woman #2) Oh my god!
(woman #1) He asked me last night!
(woman #2) What is happening?
(woman #1) So will you - be my maid of honor?
Of course I will!
I don't know what I am supposed to do...
(woman #1) Well, whatever, just throw the bachelorette party, and the shower, and ....
(woman #2 whispering), Oh my god.
[laughing nervously]
♪ [AC/DC - "Dirty Deeds"]
(woman #1) Let's go meet the rest of the bridal party.
[engine turning over]
You have to punch it. A couple times.
(Woman #1) You remember my cousin Rita.
Rita just bought a new house. It is gorgeous.
(Rita) I wouldn't know, I only see the kitchen and the laundry room,
and the ceiling in my bedroom.
Sometimes the floor.
This is Becca, from work.
(Becca) Is that your husband?
Oh no, I don't know him. I'm single.
(Becca) I was just so distraught when I was single.
(woman #2) I'm fine being - by myself.
Oh, Becca.
This is Dougie's sister Megan.
(Mega) You must be Annie's fella?
(Annie) I'm not - he's not - I'm not with him.
I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree.
You have to meet Helen.
(Annie) You're so pretty!.
You're so cute! Did you come from work?
♪ Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap ♪
[dog growling]
(Rita) What are we doing for the bachelorette party?
(Becca) What about like, a princess theme?
(Helen) Versacci meets the gold rush.
(Rita) I'm thinking tanned gentlemen that swallow fire and where sarongs.
(Megan) Female fight club. We grease up - surprise!
Beat the crap out of her.
(Rita) I don't hate it---
(Helen) Vegas it is.
I had a dream last night. That we went down.
You were in it.
What?
(stewardess) Excuse me ma'am? Please return to your seats.
(woman #1) She's not great at flying.
I have something that might help you relax.
I'm ready -
♪ to par-ty! ♪
Oh, yeah.
♪ Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap ♪
♪ Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap ♪
♪ Do anything you want me to ♪
♪ Done dirt cheap ♪
You should come to Lillian's wedding with me.
No.
♪ Dirty deeds and their done dirt cheap ♪
(Megan) Oh, this is some classy [belch]
Jeez, Megan.
(Megan) I'm sorry, I want to apologize, I'm not even confident
of which end that came out of.
♪ aaaaaaaaaa ♪
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