John Stewart

Could the biggest science project ever lead to the end of the world? an enormous earthquake or massive volcano eruption or asteroid smashing into the earth, will that happen? A massive gas-line ruptures, Could it happen in your neighborhood? How many sex offenders live in your neighborhood? Are there terrorist cells in your neighborhood? Marijuana, could it be in your neighborhood? so called dirty bombs spewing toxic gas and radiation Is America ready? Is the U.S. next? Is America dangerously under-prepared? The flip-flop is the new sneaker. But behind this sandal lurks serious danger. If you think you're immune, you better think again. Obama's plan is gonna kill ya Not only lack of sleep that could kill you, it's sleeping too much. What about the water that comes out of your faucet? Did you know that there could be stuff in there that could harm or even kill your kids? Are your kids being brainwashed? I'll tell you who's taking cues from the Nazis. A town in California is insisting that every 2nd grader learns about gay penguins. social engineering of America's children. we'll have global governance run by elites. we'll have our own little China work-force right here in America! Doomsday 2000. killer bees bird flu the terror threat the super bug global pandemic illegal aliens gun restrictions right-wing terrorism evangelical Christianity gay marriage death panels the flip-flop indoctrination militias anarchy, chaos, and cannibalism -Gosh we'd better wake up soon. -Or-- or we're-- we're gonna wake up dead. Progressivism is a cancer the Republican party has gone completely braindead. the far-left does not want the U.S.A. to defeat terrorism. The Republicans want you do die quickly if you get sick. the left believes Americans are stupid. Republicans lie! you cannot be a liberal and a Christian. we have a village idiot in this country, its called fundamentalist Christianity. Islam is a lie from the pit of hell. Atheists are parasites. there is a gay and secular fascism in this country the Tea-Partiers are misguided, I think they're racist Racism in this country is the exclusive province of the left. Rush Limbaugh: overt racist. everybody knows liberals hate guns. I think they are clinging to their guns and their religion. our government is all evil right now! Barrack Obama is the worst President in history. -you think the President is anti-Semitic? -I do. this guy is, I believe, a racist. in Scott Brown we have an irresponsible, homophobic, racist, reactionary ex-[nude?] model A Hollywood liberal is a Leer Jet, limousine liberal that wants to tax everybody and be generous with everybody else's money. you know what our real problem is? a country full of Joe the Plumbers crazed tea-baggers criminal illegal aliens far-right cranks far-left loons right-wing nutjobs practicing homosexuals the lame-stream media radical Imams un-American bastards the Harvard elites gun nuts tree-huggers yahoos and [birthers?] fabian socialists crazies, lets say they are what's wrong with America!