John Stewart
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Could the biggest science project ever
lead to the end of the world?
an enormous earthquake or massive volcano
eruption or asteroid smashing
into the earth, will that happen?
A massive gas-line ruptures,
Could it happen in your neighborhood?
How many sex offenders
live in your neighborhood?
Are there terrorist cells in
your neighborhood?
Marijuana, could it be in
your neighborhood?
so called dirty bombs spewing
toxic gas and radiation
Is America ready?
Is the U.S. next?
Is America dangerously under-prepared?
The flip-flop is the new sneaker. But
behind this sandal lurks serious danger.
If you think you're immune,
you better think again.
Obama's plan is gonna kill ya
Not only lack of sleep that could
kill you, it's sleeping too much.
What about the water that comes
out of your faucet?
Did you know that there could be stuff
in there that could harm
or even kill your kids?
Are your kids being brainwashed?
I'll tell you who's taking cues
from the Nazis.
A town in California is insisting that
every 2nd grader learns about
gay penguins.
social engineering of America's children.
we'll have global governance run by elites.
we'll have our own little China work-force
right here in America!
Doomsday 2000.
killer bees
bird flu
the terror threat
the super bug
global pandemic
illegal aliens
gun restrictions
right-wing terrorism
evangelical Christianity
gay marriage
death panels
the flip-flop
indoctrination
militias
anarchy, chaos, and cannibalism
-Gosh we'd better wake up soon.
-Or-- or we're-- we're gonna wake up dead.
Progressivism is a cancer
the Republican party has gone
completely braindead.
the far-left does not want the U.S.A.
to defeat terrorism.
The Republicans want you do die quickly
if you get sick.
the left believes Americans are stupid.
Republicans lie!
you cannot be a liberal and a Christian.
we have a village idiot in this country,
its called fundamentalist Christianity.
Islam is a lie from the pit of hell.
Atheists are parasites.
there is a gay and secular fascism
in this country
the Tea-Partiers are misguided,
I think they're racist
Racism in this country is the exclusive
province of the left.
Rush Limbaugh: overt racist.
everybody knows liberals hate guns.
I think they are clinging to their guns
and their religion.
our government is all evil right now!
Barrack Obama is the worst President
in history.
-you think the President is anti-Semitic?
-I do.
this guy is, I believe, a racist.
in Scott Brown we have an irresponsible,
homophobic, racist, reactionary
ex-[nude?] model
A Hollywood liberal is a Leer Jet, limousine
liberal that wants to tax everybody
and be generous with everybody
else's money.
you know what our real problem is?
a country full of Joe the Plumbers
crazed tea-baggers
criminal illegal aliens
far-right cranks
far-left loons
right-wing nutjobs
practicing homosexuals
the lame-stream media
radical Imams
un-American bastards
the Harvard elites
gun nuts
tree-huggers
yahoos and [birthers?]
fabian socialists
crazies, lets say
they are what's wrong with America!