Bad Teacher (2011)
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Are you excited for tomorrow?
Is tomorrow Saturday?
No, it's the first day of school.
Yea, I'm not gonna go to that.
But it's mandatory.
Oooh.
I don't give a f...[music interrupts]
[school bell rings]
Elizabeth, you shouldn't be teaching.
I mean, I can't think of anyone less suited to being a teacher.
[snoring]
(Elizabeth) I don't need a blackboard or a classroom, to set an example.
So stupid.
Morons!
Hey, Elizabeth. Do you want to like, grab a bite sometime?
(Elizabeth) Are you still a gym teacher?
I am, yeah.
Then no.
Hey, cool. Well, awesome.This went great. A'right. [makes a puckering sound]
(Elizabeth) From now on, my full time job is finding a guy who's gonna take care of me.
Hi there.
Scott Delacorte.
Elizabeth Halsey.
I'm the new sub.
How the watch? Is that a Jaeger LaCoultre?
It's the family business.
I love how his eyes sparkle when he smiles.
(Elizabeth) I want to sit on his...
Hey guys!
(Elizabeth) Hey.
So did you and your wife just move to town?
I'm not married. I actually just got out of a relationship.
She has such big heart.
(Elizabeth) Enormous.
If I got a new pair of boobs, he'd be all over me -
- but, they're really expensive.
Yeah, and you gotta get two of 'em.
Who knows, maybe you'll win the bonus.
[tires screech, a thud.]
Damn it, what bonus?
For the state test. Whichever teacher has the highest scoring class, gets a bonus.
Things are about to change around here. Recess is over.
(girl) We're having a car wash this weekend.
Last year's car wash raised $6000.
(Elizabeth) Let's do this.
Whoa.
(man) Lauren Wristman's dad called. He said we should have a car wash every weekend.
[crunch]
That's bonkers!
[sirens]
[Madcon - "Begging"]
♪ So why anytime I bleed, you let me go Anytime I feed you get me know ♪
There is no way that LeBron will ever beat Jordan.
Call me when LeBron has 6 championships.
That's you're only argument?
It's the only argument I need, Shawn!
(Elizabeth) Now, who has the answer to my question. You, chubs.
He's.... um...
(Elizabeth) [mimics buzzer] Ehhhh.
Whoa....wait!
Twilight, what did we talk about in class?
Don't throw it at her - throw it through her.
[kids cheering] Hit her, hit her.
♪ Begging, begging ♪
Sign my yearbook?
Hold my balls.
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