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Epic Boyfriend FAIL

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-What the (bleep) is happenin', forum? Listen, if you have a girlfriend, don't put her on an ATV and make her ramp things. -(man) Here we go. Oh-ho! (laughing): Oh no! -And wouldn't it be polite to make sure she hasn't broken her neck before you start laughing? I mean, look at that. I think she may have actually kissed her own ass. (man in video laughing) Yeah, you hear this dumbass laughing? Epic boyfriend FAIL man, really. Are you guys ready for it? Are you guys ready for the cutest six seconds ever!! Ever!! That you'll ever!! see in your life, ever?!! So damn cute! That's actually a viral video back from 2007, but, I mean, look at them. I want that one, that one, that one, and that one. But not that one, 'cause he looks like an (bleep)hole. Seriously though, cutest furry little bastards ever!! All right, this last video, it's simple, it's incredible, it's tragic... You know, just watch. (imitates crash) Now, this video really bothers me. Mainly because the woman isn't doing stupid. She isn't playing with gasoline, she isn't drag-racing, she isn't playing with sharp objects, but yet she still gets hurt. And I feel so bad for her... that I'm actually still gonna do the super slow-motion replay over the funny voiceover. -(high-pitched voiceover singing) Stack these cans, all day long Stack these cans While I sing this song Hey, I didn't know creamed corn is on sale... Whoa! (imitates crash) Oh, (bleep)in' balls! I'd better get the rest of the day off. -You see? And that's why I always warn people. This is what happens when you go out and get a real job. People get hurt. But you know what doesn't hurt? The comment question of the day. That segway made no (bleep)ing sense. The comment question of the day comes from a user named NycKiko and she said... -What would be the last words you would say right before you died? -So, if you were about to die, what would be your last words? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below. Thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me forum, what if there were no sex? ("Doin' Your Mom" by Fatty Spins playing) Captioned by SpongeSebastian for -(man laughing) Oh-ho-ho! No! Are you all right? -Yeah. -'Cause that was (bleep)in' awesome! (continues laughing) Oh, yeah! Oh-ho! High five.

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Duration: 3 minutes and 7 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: RayWilliamJohnson
Director: RayWilliamJohnson
Views: 242
Posted by: spongesebastian on Mar 29, 2010

Equals Three with RayWilliamJohnson. (Captioned by Sebastian for

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