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Dear Ryan - Makeup Guru

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-Hello, and welcome. Today I'm gonna be teaching you how to be madeup. But before we do that, you see these wrinkles? You see these bags? Well, we don't need either of these anymore. We're doing makeup. Dear Ryan: can you be a makeup guru? First of all, you're probably wondering, who is this magic makeup man? He's no Michelle Phan. And you're right, I'm not Michelle Phan, nor am I Michelle's fan or Michelle's fan. My name is Lotsov, Lotsov Phan. I'm gonna be teaching you how to be makeup. I said that already. First thing's first, every makeup guru person thing knows that the first thing you do is cleanse your face. Done! The next first step is to powder your entire face. Unfortunately for me, I had no powder, so I had to walk to the store. But fortunately for me, I met a guy along the way. So I didn't have to go all the way. -Yo, what's up man? You wanna buy some of this? -Is that all you got? It was a little bit more pricey than usual, but that's the price you pay when you order top-quality makeup brands like Mack. Now that you have everything you need, you must powder your entire face like so. Done. And finally, you're ready for the last stage: your eye. People like to use Lancome and Sephora. But what I like to use is the French: Crayole. And now that you have your eye stick, what you want to do is gently and delicately color around your eyes as fast as you can like this. Finishing touches. Done. And now that your look is complete, remember kids, if it's not Mack it's crack. Good luck. Teehee. So leave a question in the comments below and you could be responsible for the next video. A lot more than that. Noisy birds. Shh. So I didn't have to go all the way. (Captioned by SpongeSebastian)

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Duration: 2 minutes and 4 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ryan Higa
Director: Ryan Higa
Views: 265
Posted by: spongesebastian on Aug 11, 2010

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