The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

Why do want to be a lobby boy?

(Zero Moustafa) Who wouldn't, at the Grand Budapest, sir?

(Zero, narrating) And so my life began. Junior lobby boy in training, under the strict command of Mr Gustave H. Many of the hotel's most valued and distinguished guests, came for him.

I love you.

I love you.

(Gustave) She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.

She was 84.

I've had older.

(Zero narrating) This is also when I met Agatha.

(Gustave) She's charming, she's so charming.

(Zero) Is he flirting with you? Yes.

(Gustave) I approve of this union.

(Zero narrating) I became his pupil, and he was to be my counselor and guardian.

The police are here.

Tell them I'll be right down.

She's been murdered, and you think I did it.

Hey! Stop!

You're looking so well, darling. You really are.

I don't know what sort of cream they put on you down at the morgue, but I want some.

This is Madame D' s last will and testament.

To Mr. Gustave H, I bequeath the painting known as 'Boy with Apple'.

Wow!

What?

Who's Gustave H?

I'm afraid that's me, darling.

If I learn you ever once laid a finger on my mother's body, living or dead...

(Gustave) I go to bed with all my friends.

We need to make a plan for your survival. Hide this. It's in code, and you might need a magnifying glass to read it, but it tells you exactly where and how to find the 'Boy with Apple'.

I'm a faker. I'm not a fence, if that's the term.

May I offer any of you inmates a plate of mush?

I want roadblocks at every junction for 50 km.

I want railblocks at every train station for 100 km.

Get in!

(office continues) I want 50 men and 10 bloodhounds ready in 5 minutes.

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You can't arrest him simply because he's a bloody immigrant.

Take your hands off my lobby boy!

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Have you ever been questioned by the authorities?

Yes, on one occasion.

For what?

I was arrested and tortured by the rebel militia after the desert uprising.

Right. Well, you know the drill then, zip it.