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-What's happenin', guys? Man, you know it's been an eventful day when you can whip out the old video camera and film a fox licking a f--kin' window. [squeaking sound] What the hell is on that window that's so damn delicious? Apparently the Snozberries taste like Snozberries. Now this video got like 200,000 views in three days and it's really only worth watching because of those goofy-ass faces that fox makes. [idiotic sound effect] And I legitimately have a few questions for this video. Like why is the guy who's filming standing outside while the fox is chilling inside the house. Right? Like yo, Fantastic Mr. Fox. Are you cussin' with me? I appreciate you cleanin' my windows and everything, but we already hired an illegal immigrant to do that s--t so get the f--k out of my house. But no, the fox just hangin' out there with his stupid tongue out like he's about to join the KISS army like a dramatic portrayal of that tongue emoticon. But to be fair, I did laugh a lot at this video and I would totally do the joke, but I've done it too many times. [audience groans] All right, you've talked me into it. Epic face, epic face, epic face, epic face, this fox is clearly a registered sex offender. Right there, are you happy? No, no, of course not. You're never happy. Man, live TV does wonders for this show, 'cause often enough, when people go live, s--t just happens. Like there's this news segment here and they're covering some sporting event, it doesn't matter. What matters is when they cut over live to this chick here and this dude over here gets his troll on. -When we got here at 8:00 this morning. It's a different... here... -Man, that is some hilarious s--t. And it's funny that the dude is so distracting. I mean I've seen this video 100 times and I have no idea what the reporter says. And she doesn't notice him at all, no matter how close he gets, even when he does his little shimmy here. Now this got like 50,000 views in 4 days, so it's not like super-duper viral. It's not worthy of a geezus, but I bet it's on its way there. And let's face it, the video's funny 'cause the dude's kind of a creeper, ain't he? -Mmm yeah, you sure got a purty mouth. -Like I said, the video's hilarious, but you can't just troll up into someone's video like... [Psycho-like music plays] Right? And oh, it's funny now but what happens when he starts trolling in other videos like famous video like State of the Union address, Antoine Dodson's video, and what about the moon landing? I'm just sayin', it wouldn't be so funny then, would it? All right, maybe it would, a little. All right, this last video, big video of the week as it usually is, it's not at around 750,000 views on two different copies. Now the video isn't so much funny as it is one of those that when you see it you're amazed and you just say something random like... "Oh f--k that was cool. I just wanna go punch a random Chinese woman in the face now for no particular reason." All right, now it's this Brazilian taxi driver. And it's no regular taxi driver. No, this dude sounds a lot like Michael Jackson. -[speaking Portuguese] -[beatboxing] [singing Billie Jean] -Ooh, that was pretty good huh? Well, did it work? Did you see it, were you amazed and did you say something random like... Oh f--k that was cool. I just wanna go punch a random Chinese woman in the face now for no particular reason. Yeah, I know you did. We all did. The dude is good. The whole "I am the one" part that sounded almost dead on. -I am the one -See, I'm impressed, even though at some parts like his English isn't so good, so it sounds like he's saying, "But the s--t is not my son" Or maybe the s--t really isn't his son and that's exactly what he meant to say, I don't know. But I do want to give props to the dude who was in the passenger seat. The dude who decided to randomly film his taxi driver. Yeah, there he is right there. Now I don't speak Portuguese but I'm pretty sure he's saying something like, "Yes, the Brazilian women have the gigantic asses." I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. That's just a guess,. And how does that work? Did he just get into a random taxi like, "Hey driver, you wanna make a tip? You better f--king sing like Michael Jackson. And give me a handy." No but as it turns out, the taxi driver actually has a YouTube channel where he does like Michael Jackson covers. I'll, uh, put a link here, so you guys can check it out if you want. And maybe the dude will get famous, I don't know, and then you guys can troll him. No come on, I'm kidding. He's a talented dude, don't go troll him, don't act like a bunch of window lickers. [idiotic sound effect] Come on, leave the poor guy alone. But you know what you shouldn't leave alone? The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bam!, and he said... -My comment question of the day is what's your favorite toy? -All right, knock it off, you damn show-off. So, what's your favorite toy? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me guys, PlayStation or Xbox? [My Balls playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian -And-and... [stuttering] -F--k, my energy sucks. All right, right, like yo, Fantastic Mr... I don't-- I don't-- Wait, how's that go? L-l-l-leave your interesting--f--k Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter.

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Duration: 6 minutes and 10 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 300
Posted by: spongesebastian on Feb 7, 2011

Equals Three with RayWilliamJohnson.

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