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Annoying Orange 7: Passion of the Fruit

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-[Orange fluttering tongue] [groans softly] I'm bored. Whoa! Who's that? What do you have? -Hey! Watch the merchandise, buddy. -Whoa. -Oh, hey. How's in goin'? -Oh... hey. Uh... I'm an orange. Um... Uh... -Uh, are you okay? -You're beautiful! -[laughs] No, I'm just a passion fruit. -More like passion cute. -Uh, that's passion fruit. -I'm an orange. -Yeah, I like your peel. Dimples are totally adorable. -[laughs bashfully] Oh... -Swear to God, you put me down right now or you gonna see some kung-fu voodoo. -Grapefruit? Wow! I can't believe you made it! -Oh. You know him? -You know it, buddy. [laughs] -It's not like that. We met in the bag on the way over. -Hey, who's the kumquat? He a friend of yours? -We just met. He's been, you know, keeping me company. -Hey Passion, you wanna watch me flex? Check it out. [straining fiercely] -Uh, yeah. You did that earlier. -[continues straining] -Hey, is the chubby orange gonna fart? -Oh, did that twerp just call me chubby? -Uhh... -Yeah, you really let yourself go. They should call you Chubby McChubbyOrange... 'cause you're chubby. [laughs] -Hey, [bleep]. I'm a [bleep] grapefruit. Do you know what that means? -Whoa, Chubby McChubby's got a potty-mouth. -It means I could kick your [bleep] six ways from [bleep]. -Is that really necessary? -Hey, Orange, I'm talkin' to you. How many squats can you do, huh? -What's a squat? -Exactly. Let me spell it out for you. Chicks dig the grapefruit. Ain't that right, baby? -Uh, not really. -Oh, Orange, you're out of your league. You should go hit on a blueberry or somethin'. [chuckles] -Grapefruit? More like "apefruit." Are you chubby 'cause you ate all the bananas? [laughs] -Hey, zip the lip, onion dip. -I'm not an onion. -You're right. You're a grape. -Uh-uh, no I'm not. -Then why are you so full of wine? [laughs] Oh! -Shut up! What is wrong with you? Seriously, you think I care about flexing? And what are you talking about, squats? You don't even have legs! -[laughing] -And you! Who cares if he's a little, you know, round? All you do is make weird noises and call him fat. How shallow are you? -I'm not shallow. I'm an orange. -Wow. What is wrong with me? This happens every time I go out. It's always the jerk and the weirdo. If that's the choices, I'd rather take-- -Knife? -Huh? -Knife. -[screaming] -Oh, my God! [screaming continues] -Whoa! Grapefruit's beside himself! -[in agony]: Ow! Oww! Do you know how much this hurts? -Well, hey, at least he's not such a sourpuss now. [laughs] Ow. -Aaaahhh!!! -That's the most mess-up thing I've ever seen. -You should've seen tomato. That was bad. -This kitchen in awful. How do you stand it? -Oh, it's not so bad. Just ask Pear. -Somebody please, kill me now. Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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Duration: 3 minutes and 13 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Animated
Producer: daneboe
Director: daneboe
Views: 321
Posted by: spongesebastian on Dec 8, 2010

Annoying Orange finds true love...until Grapefruit shows up.

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