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Disney World!!

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-What's happenin', guys? Today, I really wanted to bring you a classic viral video that really captures our relationship. See, there's you and there's me. -Eh, Marine. -Oh! -Ah, don't we just love each other? Now at 4.5 million views in three years, that's video's actually famous it's called "Eh Marine", 'cause that's what the guy says. -[slow motion]: Eh, Marine. -And it's not just the sudden slap that's appealing. It's the fact that the guy is so damn upbeat afterward, like he's so proud that he just slapped the piss out of her. Like that'll learn you to backtalk me, whore. Oh, generic final comment that ends the segment. So, you sent me an interesting one this morning. Now, I couldn't find the original so I don't know if it's actually viral, but it seems to be a Mexican middle school here and they're doing some sort of science experiment with this big helium balloon. [kids chattering] [kids exclaiming] [boom!] Wow, that was dangerous as f--k but totally bad-ass. it's like a scene from the Bollywood version of Cloverfield. And then of course they all break out into a song and dance. Now, the tragic thing about this video is that seven kids were actually injured from the explosion. But, they're Mexican so it doesn't really count. No, I'm kidding. No one was hurt, they were all pretty far away from the 'splosion. Now, I know this is very ethnocentric of me, but I knew the kids were Mexican and when the balloon first opened up, I totally expected candy to fall out. Now, when you're a kid, there's a lot of great moments that could be caught on video. So this mother gets this great idea. She's gonna tell her kids that she's taking them to Disney World. And she's gonna film their reaction, and just look how excited these kids get over this. -But I have a secret. -What? -Go in the bathroom... and put these on. 'Cause we're goin' to Disney, baby. -Aww... I wanted to go to Dick's house. -See, I told ya. -We're going to Disney World. We're almost there. -Are you kidding me right now? -[crying] -What a great response. -Now, as funny as that video is, a lot of people are telling me that these kids are ungrateful or that they're brats, no, let's break this down. They suggested that they were disappointed 'cause they thought they were going to Dick's house. -I wanted to go to Dick's house. -We've been planning to go to Dick's house for a long time. -And as great as Disney World sounds, we don't know what's goin' on at Dick's house. Dick's house could be the greatest place in the world. This could be Dick's house. [angelic music plays] Or maybe they mean Andy Dick's house and everyone gets free blow. I don't know, but to me that sounds a lot better than a f--king teacup ride. Dang, now I wanna go to Dick's house. It's funny 'cause Dick's house is actually the nickname I gave my ex-girlfriend. Hey-yo! But seriously, don't be upset with the cute little kids like, "Ungrateful brats! Somebody oughta..." No, there's no need for that. Now, the mother later wrote that she actually took them to Disneyland and they had a really good time. And I believe it, 'cause if you look at the cute little girl, see, she's crying now, but the second she rolls into Disneyland and sees Goofy, she's gonna be like, "Oh, f--k! It's Goofy!" At least, that's what I would've done. See, I didn't get to go to Disney World as a kid, we were too poor. We would've been glad to go. Hell, we would've been glad to go to Dick's house. Never-never-land-ranch, somewhere, damn. But you know what you'll probably find at Dick's house? The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bing!, and she said... -Hi, my question is, what's your favorite color? -So, what's your favorite color? Yeah, it's kind of a lame question, but be creative. Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me guys, what's the weirdest thing a kid's ever said to you? [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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Duration: 4 minutes and 41 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 246
Posted by: spongesebastian on Nov 10, 2010

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