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Friends With Benefits (2011)

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♪ oo-oo-oo--ooh ♪ I just feel like we should chill for a while. I think we should take a break. You're breaking up with me? It's not you. Of course it's me. It's me! I don't like you any more. You said that I was your soulmate. I did? When? When we were at that bed and breakfast having sex. You know, that doesn't... That doesn't *what*? Count. I'm done with the relationship thing. I'm emotionally unavailable. I'm emotionally damaged. You don't say? No emotions, just sex. I guess we should just start. Bedroom. What's wrong with the couch? The bedroom has better lights. And since we're just friends, I don't have to be insecure about my body. Come on, you're beautiful, you have nothing .... That sounds emotionally supportive. Lock that down. Your ass is a little bony. (Jamie) Much better. (Dylan) I can work with that. Okay. Should be fine. (Mom) Whoa! I don't know what you're doing, I can't see you, putting on your black underpants... Jamie, baby, I missed you. Oh baby. Did your boobs get bigger? It's just sex. (Tommy) That never works. (Dylan) Nah, you don't get it, bro. Jamie's different. (Tommy) She's no different. What do you know about women? You're gay. But the offers still keep rolling in. Naturally. Look at me. (Dylan) Come with me to L.A. It would be a great distraction for my family. They'll love you, all fast talking and brusk, like I'm bringing home a carnie. (Jamie) Are those braids? (Annie) Yeah, he was going through a Kris Kross phase. ♪ [Kris Kross - "Jump"] I can't believe you used to like them. I didn't like these guys. I don't even remember... ♪ Don't try to compare us, to another bad little fad ♪ ♪ I'm the mac, and I'm bad, give you somethin' you never had ♪ (Jamie) How close can we get to the sign? This is it. (Jamie) Alright, come on. (Dylan) No, wait, they take this seriously... (Jamie) Pussy. Are we getting to old for this? (Dylan) Sex? (Jamie) Casual sex is still so college-y. (Dylan) I could sing some "Third Eye Blind". Okay. ♪ Closing time ♪ ♪ One last call for alcohol ♪ That's not Third Eye Blind. I'm pretty sure that's Third Eye Blind. Nope. [Semisonic - "Closing Time"] ♪ I know who I want to take me home ♪ You have a boat? (Tommy) I live in Jersey. And I ain't takin' no ferry. Unless it's out to dinner and a show. (Jamie) You gotta stop buying the Hollywood cliche of true love. Shut up, Katherine Heigl, you stupid liar. (Dylan) I think I messed it up. It' seems you're really into this guy. Do you want some motherly love advice? Mom! What are you doing? I'm the princess, and Aubrey's my bad little pony. (Jamie) You've never done this before? (bullhorn) This is the LAPD. I told you (bullhorn) Get down now! (Jamie) Get down! (Dylan) I have a fear of heights. Why would you come up here? You called me a pussy! Sir, this is your last warning. [Annie laughing] They actually wrapped you in a foil blanket. Oh my god, that's good. I gotta see that again. [Captions by]02

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Duration: 2 minutes and 36 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 2,285
Posted by: ccwebguy on Jun 17, 2011

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