Bref. - S01E03 - Je me suis préparé pour un rendez-vous
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In Short. When I have a date with a girl...
I always wait 3 days to send her a text. To show I am a chilled guy
meanwhile, I type her name and first name in google
and I learn she was in 2d B at the Clemenceau high school in Reims. Great!
Each time I prepare for a date, I have a shower, twice, to be perfectly clean
Afterwards, for an hour, I take care of my beard. To look like a guy who doesn't take care of his beard
I try an outfit 1, an outfit 2, an outfit 3, an outfit 4
I come back to outfit 1. I check nothing is in my nose. I check my zipper.
I put some cologne. I forget. I put some more
I forget again, I smell too much like Cologne. I have another shower, and put some more cologne
I rehearse my pick up lines : "Hey" , "Hi" , "hello"
"Ho how are you?" "All good?" "Sorry I am late I...."
I work also a lot on my look : "I am a man, but I have been hurt "
I tune my guitar, I show it well in my room, in case I bring her back home
I sort out my room, in case I bring her back home
I remove the paper next to my bed ... in case I bring her back home
In the meantime I got used to my Cologne. So I wonder if I put enough of it, and I put some more Cologne
I check if I still have condoms from last time
And as she didn't come home last time, I still have some
I put them behind my cushion to do like :
"Hey ... what's there?"
I check if I have muscles. I don't . I do push ups
I still don't have muscles, but I sweated. So I have another shower, and I put some more Cologne
I prepare a playlist, in case I bring her back home
I feel ready, but as the date is in 2 hours, I wait
I fall asleep
I wake up late, I run, I sweat, I don't have another shower
I don't put back Cologne, I don't tune my guitar, I don't sort out the paper, I don't check my zipper
And I have something in my nose
In short : I got ready for a date
"Hey ... what is in there "...
In short ....