Bref. - S01E03 - Je me suis préparé pour un rendez-vous

In Short. When I have a date with a girl... I always wait 3 days to send her a text. To show I am a chilled guy meanwhile, I type her name and first name in google and I learn she was in 2d B at the Clemenceau high school in Reims. Great! Each time I prepare for a date, I have a shower, twice, to be perfectly clean Afterwards, for an hour, I take care of my beard. To look like a guy who doesn't take care of his beard I try an outfit 1, an outfit 2, an outfit 3, an outfit 4 I come back to outfit 1. I check nothing is in my nose. I check my zipper. I put some cologne. I forget. I put some more I forget again, I smell too much like Cologne. I have another shower, and put some more cologne I rehearse my pick up lines : "Hey" , "Hi" , "hello" "Ho how are you?" "All good?" "Sorry I am late I...." I work also a lot on my look : "I am a man, but I have been hurt " I tune my guitar, I show it well in my room, in case I bring her back home I sort out my room, in case I bring her back home I remove the paper next to my bed ... in case I bring her back home In the meantime I got used to my Cologne. So I wonder if I put enough of it, and I put some more Cologne I check if I still have condoms from last time And as she didn't come home last time, I still have some I put them behind my cushion to do like : "Hey ... what's there?" I check if I have muscles. I don't . I do push ups I still don't have muscles, but I sweated. So I have another shower, and I put some more Cologne I prepare a playlist, in case I bring her back home I feel ready, but as the date is in 2 hours, I wait I fall asleep I wake up late, I run, I sweat, I don't have another shower I don't put back Cologne, I don't tune my guitar, I don't sort out the paper, I don't check my zipper And I have something in my nose In short : I got ready for a date "Hey ... what is in there "... In short ....